Author Topic: RUMOUR- press statement from Axl courtesy of Merck (Read 4610 times)

bucketheader · « **on:** October 07, 2005, 03:21:43 PM »

On The Album, Band and Failiures-Oct 06 2005

The failed world tour really wasn't our idea of great publicity, we've blamed the bastards at Geffen and Universal for that Blunder.. With Rock In Rio 4 it was the Buckethead being ill incident that we've seen over and over again

Replacing Buckethead was never going to happen, with Robin and Richard respectively taking over the job, singlehandedly Robin is reinventing songs at the moment. I don't speak to him much as he is doing lots of charity work abroad.

Dizzy has kept my character of Axl Rose, the ultimate fucker alive and kicking. I'm always supporting his new ideas as he's the only fucker to have not destroyed my ideas. Silkworms has been recorded and is on the album which we expect to put out within the next 6 months. Tommy is a person who I also haven't seen in a while, but his work he is doing with new bands and his help with putting out the new album are brilliant. Having said that, his bassline antics in Quick Song leave much for Duff to slave over with Pelvic and Bad Shoulder (*I presume that is Velvet Revolver*-Bucket). With his punk heritage, Tommy is proving to put a new tint on the GnR that you'll see soon.

The band which you've seen were not as tightknit as before, as with Slap and Dud (*Slash and Duff??*) in 1992 our band remain fairly apart. We do contact eachother but the one person I rely on is Diz.

As for "The Band That Time Forgot"'s author he can suck my dick, re-releasing a book in which he slays us to bits with Smackhead Adler. Truth is I'm still alive, still here and I promise to see the world tour through this time. With the imminent release of my album, I say my yet I mean our album, because it is OUR project.

The constant lawsuits I'm faced with are simply a means of prevention from relasing Chinese, with those inbred bastards continually thwarting my ideas, I made the songs I wanted, not them. It was all the idea of my brain. Merck is seeing me through all these incidents.

As for Merck, he is a great producer, manager and ideas man. For our next tour I owe him a big thank you. Don't thwart us anymore you cunt's, we wont be held down by the past, as the future is a Democracy.

W. Axl Rose
Lead Singer of Guns N' Roses

GnrJanus · « **Reply #1 on:** October 07, 2005, 03:38:29 PM »

hmz, It's posible, it does sound a bit official, but still,

we'll see in 6 months I guess

bucketheader · « **Reply #2 on:** October 07, 2005, 03:39:53 PM »

very true, it does sound like Axl, Merck has been round time and again to inflate his ego too, so we'll see

helmet0111 · « **Reply #3 on:** October 07, 2005, 03:53:30 PM »

where did you find that letter of Axl?

anarchy · « **Reply #4 on:** October 07, 2005, 04:44:33 PM »

Tell us where you found this, it looks pretty fake to me because I like to think Axl knows how to write properly.

misterbrownstone · « **Reply #5 on:** October 07, 2005, 04:48:40 PM »

i really hope silkworms isn't on CD...

ceres · « **Reply #6 on:** October 07, 2005, 04:59:08 PM »

That is the fakest piece of redneck shit I have ever read. Axl doesn't stoop to that level. Read his prior press releases - as they are almost always professional. The letter posted above is written by a retard.

Ceres

gnronline · « **Reply #7 on:** October 07, 2005, 05:00:34 PM »

where did you find Â´this bullshit or did you write it yourself?

ceres · « **Reply #8 on:** October 07, 2005, 05:08:13 PM »

Quote from: "GnrJanus"

hmz, It's posible, it does sound a bit official...

:lolatthis: :lolatthis: :lolatthis: :lolatthis: :lolatthis: :lolatthis: :lolatthis: :lolatthis: :lolatthis: :lolatthis: :lolatthis: :lolatthis: :lolatthis: :lolatthis:

ceres · « **Reply #9 on:** October 07, 2005, 05:09:28 PM »

OT --

I like your graphic , gnronline

antonyrose · « **Reply #10 on:** October 07, 2005, 05:23:18 PM »

Its bullshit!

BP · « **Reply #11 on:** October 07, 2005, 05:54:31 PM »

:* sounds like complete shit to me... from phrases to spelling errors to punctuation. A source would be nice.. but I bet there is none. -BP

twitche · « **Reply #12 on:** October 07, 2005, 07:48:38 PM »

Quote from: "bucketheader"

very true, it does sound like Axl, Merck has been round time and again to inflate his ego too, so we'll see

whats your source? without source dont bother posting.

Nik_IT · « **Reply #13 on:** October 07, 2005, 08:03:42 PM »

Quote from: "BP"

:* sounds like complete shit to me... from phrases to spelling errors to punctuation. A source would be nice.. but I bet there is none. -BP

agreed

lluis · « **Reply #14 on:** October 07, 2005, 08:12:01 PM »

nice imagination man!

magnificent_me33 · « **Reply #15 on:** October 07, 2005, 08:40:45 PM »

wow, that was super lame.

ageisler18 · « **Reply #16 on:** October 07, 2005, 09:26:24 PM »

yeah i read the comments first and thought, it couldn't be that bad then i read it... it is so unprofessional its unbelievable. As for a perfectionist like axl there is no way that he would ever release that bullshit

DutchRoses · « **Reply #17 on:** October 07, 2005, 09:30:48 PM »

Totally fake i guess...
He always end with
Your Sincerely

W. Axl Rose

Dont Try Me · « **Reply #18 on:** October 07, 2005, 10:02:17 PM »

The whole set-up and lay-out of that letter is not the way W. Axl Rose would represent himself nor his band. This letter jumps from one subject to another in no logical sence or order. The different topics mentioned in the title aren't well adressed either in the letter. It's not the way W. Axl Rose would represent himself nor his band.

2NaFish · « **Reply #19 on:** October 07, 2005, 10:21:09 PM »

thats so fake. its like someone trying to like in the same way as axl used to rant. his writing style is different to that tho.

SONOFABITCH · « **Reply #20 on:** October 07, 2005, 10:21:50 PM »

It is sooo bullshit. This is crap. Totally not Axl. I'd like the last 45 seconds of my life back.

Dont Try Me · « **Reply #21 on:** October 07, 2005, 10:22:31 PM »

Quote from: "SONOFABITCH"

It is sooo bullshit. This is crap. Totally not Axl. I'd like the last 45 seconds of my life back.

+ 1

White_Mouse · « **Reply #22 on:** October 07, 2005, 11:46:33 PM »

Bullshit.

mr.teatime · « **Reply #23 on:** October 08, 2005, 12:17:36 AM »

This is such a steaming pile of crap! The author should try using spell check and his imagination next time.

misterbrownstone · « **Reply #24 on:** October 08, 2005, 05:01:43 AM »

it could be real.

in an alternate universe where pigs can fly and george bush is smart.

if axl is taking so long perfecting CD, why wouldn't he perfect a letter? come on, kids!

Kov · « **Reply #25 on:** October 08, 2005, 07:01:05 AM »

HELL NO! This is bullshit. I hear Axl dedicating DoubleTalking Jive to this motherfucker who wrote this... :livid:

VICHY · « **Reply #26 on:** October 08, 2005, 10:15:33 AM »

Its the biggest bullshit ive ever have read. This person dont know much about Axl. Axl would newer mentioned S & D or VR. And he dont speak with them.

lluis · « **Reply #27 on:** October 08, 2005, 06:57:56 PM »

and spoke about the book....wtf!! :livid: WE SHOULD BAN THIS KIND OF THINGS

Stevie Boy · « **Reply #28 on:** October 08, 2005, 08:29:50 PM »

Someone obviously needs lessons in not only grammar and prose style, but in forgery.

Here is a great example by yours truly:
http://www.chinesedemocracy.com/viewtopic.php?t=7637

As well, it has spread all over the internet... I should have appended my name to the end.

But it goes to show it's merit as a fine example of forgery, as it is utter bullshit.

rockerroller · « **Reply #29 on:** October 08, 2005, 11:08:41 PM »

haHAhahaHAHAhahaHAh a

*evil laugh*

bucketheader · « **Reply #30 on:** October 10, 2005, 09:08:54 AM »

it was posted round by a universal rep, it's 100% fake, as everybody has sussed, it seems to me that if a rep would stoop to that low then they shouldn't have bothered

CivilWar · « **Reply #31 on:** October 10, 2005, 09:28:25 AM »

Quote from: "bucketheader"

Don't thwart us anymore you cunt's...

lol... yep, its axl :laughs2:

bucketheader · « **Reply #32 on:** October 10, 2005, 12:46:01 PM »

It seems that some goon at Universal decided to put out a false statement courtesy of "Axl Rose".Isn't it funny how this did sound nothing like axl, I did need convincing I admit. But listening to the rants Axl has on his songs live....well I got dragged under by the waves

gigi smack · « **Reply #33 on:** October 10, 2005, 04:40:18 PM »

Quote from: "VICHY"

Its the biggest bullshit ive ever have read. This person dont know much about Axl. Axl would newer mentioned S & D or VR. And he dont speak with them.

Absolutley, it's bollocks. Axl wouldn't stoop to the level of childish names. Well he might, but they would be funnier. Like when Noel Gallagher called Damon Albarn: Dermot Oblong! That was funny! But Axl has a better grasp of the english language.

Skunk · « **Reply #34 on:** October 10, 2005, 08:23:51 PM »

This is not a real letter from w axl rose

bucketheader · « **Reply #35 on:** October 11, 2005, 09:29:28 AM »

we know!

Jason Lee · « **Reply #36 on:** October 13, 2005, 04:36:55 PM »

HOW GODDAMN STUPID!!!!! THAT IS NOT AXL ROSE. NO WAY AND NO HOW. WHOEVER WROTE THAT IS A FUCKIN IDIOT. :nono:

understory · « **Reply #37 on:** October 13, 2005, 09:46:36 PM »

I don't get Dermot Oblong.

yeah didn't even read that stupid letter.

bucketsixx · « **Reply #38 on:** October 13, 2005, 09:51:07 PM »

OMFG!!!111...IT IS AXEL!!!!LMFAO!!!!11

bucketheader · « **Reply #39 on:** October 14, 2005, 09:42:51 AM »

ahahahahahahahahaha, I've just read another letter in another topic, someone's pulling chains here...and for once it isn't me

ParadiseCityReside · « **Reply #40 on:** November 21, 2005, 01:20:27 AM »

Quote from: "ceres"

OT --

I like your graphic , gnronline

They have that same graphic on the GNRLies forum.As far as the so called official statement goes I can only hope that it is him and he has actually set an official date for CD.
GNR ROCKS!!!

gigi smack · « **Reply #41 on:** November 21, 2005, 06:26:58 PM »

Quote from: "understory"

I don't get Dermot Oblong.

yeah didn't even read that stupid letter.

Well Blur and Oasis hated each other, but Noel G had more wit. Dermot Oblong, a play on Damon Albarn (singer, Blur), sounds like a really old fashioned english name. Dermot is just that, and oblong is what a recatngle used to be called. Its a word your granny would use (if she is english).

No offence to any Dermots on the site, im sure you are all cool!!! :P

understory · « **Reply #42 on:** November 21, 2005, 08:15:52 PM »

haha ok you crazy brits.

Poll

Does this seem like Axl???

Author Topic: RUMOUR- press statement from Axl courtesy of Merck (Read 4610 times)