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Hiya gays.
« on: June 09, 2013, 10:50:15 AM »
My name is Juan Pedro, I'm a 35-year-old Guns fan. I discovered I was gay when my willy went hard whilst watching Axl dance in lycra hot-pants.

My favourite member is DJ. He's so cool. I bought my demented dildo from Gashbaslag, I love sticking it up my bum whilst listening to Guns. I also own an official Gashbaslag flannel; I use it to clean up the mess.

I once traveled to America, because I believed it was my destiny to get bummed by Axl. I sat outside his house for days, but all he gave me was the finger, and not even up the bum.  >(

I signed up because I want to start my own forum - "HomosexualGN'Rfans.cum." Would any of you guys join?

Anyway gays guys, I'm here to meet like-minded people. pm me if you have a dick and like sticking blunt objects up your bum.  :thumbsup:
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Re: Hiya gays.
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2013, 02:55:02 PM »
 :lol:  So many references to so many tools. 
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Re: Hiya gays.
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2013, 06:20:48 PM »
One reply? This forum is fucking lame.

I can't even post animal porn. Kids should watch animal porn, how else are they gonna learn how to put a condom on a rabid Alsatian?

Stop ignoring me you cunts.
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Re: Hiya gays.
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2013, 11:34:55 PM »
This is the best thread eva.
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Re: Hiya gays.
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2013, 08:24:53 AM »
Needs more Eastern Europeans.
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« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2013, 08:42:49 AM »






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« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2013, 10:59:00 AM »
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Re: Hiya gays.
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2013, 11:55:42 AM »
Is that thing female? :ninja:

Who knows?  :tongue:
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« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2013, 12:04:08 PM »
Who knows?  :tongue:

You should know, you posted the picture. :tongue:
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« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2013, 12:17:05 PM »
I will join said forum.

May I be moderator over there, I want to make sure everyone there can take it up the ass.  I have a tattoo on my penis,  if you're lucky enough, you'll see the whole word D J on it  :unibrow:

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« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2013, 12:38:59 PM »
You should know, you posted the picture. :tongue:

Okay, I'll stick my neck on the line..... It's a bitch! I'm not sure I've done much research on the matter, though. :p
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« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2013, 12:42:59 PM »
I will join said forum.

May I be moderator over there, I want to make sure everyone there can take it up the ass.  I have a tattoo on my penis,  if you're lucky enough, you'll see the whole word D J on it  :unibrow:

B=======D

Would you just look at this? MyGN'R is in for a treat when mickey mouse (rhymes with scouse ;) ) decides to start posting. Although, to be honest, I'm wishing I just went with my original choice of username ..... "TWAT!"
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Re: Hiya gays.
« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2013, 01:12:43 PM »
The images in this thread are highly accurate and seriously repulsive.
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« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2013, 01:41:17 PM »
Okay, I'll stick my neck on the line..... It's a bitch! I'm not sure I've done much research on the matter, though. :p

A bitch or a B.I.T.C.H? :ninja:
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« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2013, 02:02:12 PM »
A bitch or a B.I.T.C.H? :ninja:

What's the difference?
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« Reply #15 on: June 10, 2013, 06:18:33 PM »
So that's why she is unhinged? What came first, the chicken or the egg?  :?:
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« Reply #16 on: June 11, 2013, 02:17:42 AM »
Would you just look at this? MyGN'R is in for a treat when mickey mouse (rhymes with scouse ;) ) decides to start posting. Although, to be honest, I'm wishing I just went with my original choice of username ..... "TWAT!"

Did you happen to use mickey mouse on a certain other forum? :ninja:
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« Reply #17 on: June 11, 2013, 08:04:16 PM »
Did you happen to use mickey mouse on a certain other forum? :ninja:

Nope. To what do you refer?
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« Reply #18 on: June 11, 2013, 08:33:40 PM »
There was a mickey mouse on CD.com, complete dick from what I remember (though I don't remember very well). My first ban there was for creating my donald duck account to abuse the guy :lol:
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« Reply #19 on: June 11, 2013, 09:10:23 PM »
FFS. What are the fuckin' odds?  :?:

Oh, well, I'm only gonna be going there to act like a total twat. No idea when that might be though. Let's just say 'soon.'
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« Reply #20 on: June 12, 2013, 09:06:03 AM »
Wasn't Mr Mouse's favourite number, 666?
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« Reply #21 on: June 14, 2013, 08:01:44 AM »
My name is Juan Pedro, I'm a 35-year-old Guns fan. I discovered I was gay when my willy went hard whilst watching Axl dance in lycra hot-pants.

My favourite member is DJ. He's so cool. I bought my demented dildo from Gashbaslag, I love sticking it up my bum whilst listening to Guns. I also own an official Gashbaslag flannel; I use it to clean up the mess.

I once traveled to America, because I believed it was my destiny to get bummed by Axl. I sat outside his house for days, but all he gave me was the finger, and not even up the bum.  >(

I signed up because I want to start my own forum - "HomosexualGN'Rfans.cum." Would any of you guys join?

Anyway gays guys, I'm here to meet like-minded people. pm me if you have a dick and like sticking blunt objects up your bum.  :thumbsup:

PM sent  :unibrow:
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« Reply #22 on: June 14, 2013, 09:39:10 PM »
Hi Pedro,

I too am interested in the Axl cock. I got the cock but you don't? That's because I won the NIGERIAN LOTTERY SWEEPSTAKES. Windfall was mine 3,000,000,000 Nigerian Dollars... just over 250 of your Mexican sterling! I a noow swimming in the cock. You too? Please, if you are interested in being immersed in the, how you say, big fat willie, please forward us the followingg:

1. Your Full Name
2. Bank Name and Address
3. Bank Account Number

Please note that we are FULLY ENDORSED by the NIGERIAN BANK OF SCOTLAND and its affiliates. LEGITIMATE NUMBER ONE! we luk forward to yuor custom and we are hoping to make your cock needs very hapy ;););)

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Re: Hiya gays.
« Reply #23 on: June 14, 2013, 11:10:49 PM »
Hiya Roberto, You're Nigerian; are you from S. America?

I like S. American boys. Their accent is cute. I bet you have a cute accent  :love2:
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« Reply #24 on: June 16, 2013, 07:56:08 PM »
FFS. What are the fuckin' odds?  :?:

Oh, well, I'm only gonna be going there to act like a total twat. No idea when that might be though. Let's just say 'soon.'

Maybe I bring back Donald :ninja:
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Re: Hiya gays.
« Reply #25 on: February 09, 2015, 04:38:46 AM »
always knew dis hub be hella full a' queers. where 2na n' BP at doe? they should fit in.
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