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Hiya gays.
« on: June 09, 2013, 10:50:15 AM »
My name is Juan Pedro, I'm a 35-year-old Guns fan. I discovered I was gay when my willy went hard whilst watching Axl dance in lycra hot-pants.

My favourite member is DJ. He's so cool. I bought my demented dildo from Gashbaslag, I love sticking it up my bum whilst listening to Guns. I also own an official Gashbaslag flannel; I use it to clean up the mess.

I once traveled to America, because I believed it was my destiny to get bummed by Axl. I sat outside his house for days, but all he gave me was the finger, and not even up the bum.  >(

I signed up because I want to start my own forum - "HomosexualGN'Rfans.cum." Would any of you guys join?

Anyway gays guys, I'm here to meet like-minded people. pm me if you have a dick and like sticking blunt objects up your bum.  :thumbsup:
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Re: Hiya gays.
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2013, 02:55:02 PM »
 :lol:  So many references to so many tools. 
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Re: Hiya gays.
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2013, 06:20:48 PM »
One reply? This forum is fucking lame.

I can't even post animal porn. Kids should watch animal porn, how else are they gonna learn how to put a condom on a rabid Alsatian?

Stop ignoring me you cunts.
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Re: Hiya gays.
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2013, 11:34:55 PM »
This is the best thread eva.
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Re: Hiya gays.
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2013, 08:24:53 AM »
Needs more Eastern Europeans.
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Re: Hiya gays.
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2013, 08:42:49 AM »






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Re: Hiya gays.
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2013, 10:59:00 AM »
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Re: Hiya gays.
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2013, 11:55:42 AM »
Is that thing female? :ninja:

Who knows?  :tongue:
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Re: Hiya gays.
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2013, 12:04:08 PM »
Who knows?  :tongue:

You should know, you posted the picture. :tongue:
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Re: Hiya gays.
« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2013, 12:17:05 PM »
I will join said forum.

May I be moderator over there, I want to make sure everyone there can take it up the ass.  I have a tattoo on my penis,  if you're lucky enough, you'll see the whole word D J on it  :unibrow:

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.......... poutine .......... I'M AWESOME .......... poutine .......... 

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Re: Hiya gays.
« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2013, 12:38:59 PM »
You should know, you posted the picture. :tongue:

Okay, I'll stick my neck on the line..... It's a bitch! I'm not sure I've done much research on the matter, though. :p
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Re: Hiya gays.
« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2013, 12:42:59 PM »
I will join said forum.

May I be moderator over there, I want to make sure everyone there can take it up the ass.  I have a tattoo on my penis,  if you're lucky enough, you'll see the whole word D J on it  :unibrow:

B=======D

Would you just look at this? MyGN'R is in for a treat when mickey mouse (rhymes with scouse ;) ) decides to start posting. Although, to be honest, I'm wishing I just went with my original choice of username ..... "TWAT!"
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Re: Hiya gays.
« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2013, 01:12:43 PM »
The images in this thread are highly accurate and seriously repulsive.
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Re: Hiya gays.
« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2013, 01:41:17 PM »
Okay, I'll stick my neck on the line..... It's a bitch! I'm not sure I've done much research on the matter, though. :p

A bitch or a B.I.T.C.H? :ninja:
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Re: Hiya gays.
« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2013, 02:02:12 PM »
A bitch or a B.I.T.C.H? :ninja:

What's the difference?
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