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F1 2013
« on: March 17, 2013, 11:26:17 PM »
Season started.

Kimi wins with Lotus looking good. Alonso on the pace from the first race and Hamilton looking good also, Mclaren look off the pace.

Will this finally be the season that the smug grin gets wiped off Vettel's face?
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Re: F1 2013
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2013, 01:06:34 AM »
Will this finally be the season that the smug grin gets wiped off Vettel's face?

I hope so. If not, I'll wipe it off his face myself. :evil: :ninja:
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Re: F1 2013
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2013, 11:44:17 AM »
Oh Vettel you arrogant little shit  :fpalm:

Webber always gets kicked in the balls in that team.

And Hamilton pulling into the Mclaren garage  :lol:
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Re: F1 2013
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2013, 12:18:03 PM »

And Hamilton pulling into the Mclaren garage  :lol:
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Re: F1 2013
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2013, 08:19:20 PM »
Vettel is some cunt. He makes Maxi look like Mother Theresa.
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Re: F1 2013
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2013, 10:21:18 PM »
Vettel is some cunt.

I'm glad we agree on this. :D
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Re: F1 2013
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2013, 02:55:00 PM »
Actually, some cunt is the chinese mechanic down the road from my joint  :notbad:
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Re: F1 2013
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2013, 06:20:36 AM »
Why do people hate Vettel?
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Re: F1 2013
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2013, 06:28:58 AM »
Because he's a tool, even I know that and I'm into GP. Unless it involves Lambourghini's, Harley's or Honda's I couldn't care less :coffee
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Re: F1 2013
« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2013, 02:16:25 AM »
When you think Vettel couldn't get any worse  :argh

He is not sorry for winning the last race and would do it again.

I'd love to see Webber beat him. With his own teammate gunning for him it can only harm Vettel's chances this season.
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Re: F1 2013
« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2013, 03:16:08 PM »
Vettel's quickly moving towards being even more hated than Schumacher in his time.

He has had like 6 different versions of his views on the Malaysian GP. I'm also hoping that Webber kicks his spoiled ass.

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Re: F1 2013
« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2013, 01:48:11 AM »
I adored Schumi but I despise Vettel, what is wrong with me?  :'(

I think the difference is Webber would have been told to move over if Schumi was his teammate back in the day. Schumi would have been #1.

Vettel is the #1 but it's not official, Webber is being told he has a fair shot but in reality cry baby has the only chance in that team.
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Re: F1 2013
« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2013, 09:53:44 PM »
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Re: F1 2013
« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2013, 12:40:22 AM »
First of all; Why does this thread even exist? It's a fucking joke of a thread. There's already an F1 thread, and it's only a few pixels below this one.

Are we now gonna start a new football thread every time a season begins?

As for you wankers slagging Vettel off. What a load of pricks! Are you even F1 fans? He's an F1 great. So what if he's a selfish arrogant cunt? He's a fucking great driver and the bile spouted on here is a fucking joke. You sound like babies spitting their dummies out because your fave driver never won.

Fuck off you gang of mongs. Seb is one of the best, EVER. If you don't like him, then keep your fucking mouth shut and support something else.
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Re: F1 2013
« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2013, 12:45:43 AM »
Fuck off you gang of mongs. Seb is one of the best, EVA. If you don't like him, then keep your fucking mouth shut and support something else.

Fixed it for ya :tongue:
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Re: F1 2013
« Reply #15 on: May 13, 2013, 01:50:20 AM »
Fixed it for ya :tongue:

Damn! I forgot to be the cool kid on the block. Thanks for reminding me how much I love to use interweb catchphrases.  :tongue:

Seriously though, some of the posts in this thread are pathetic. "Fuck off Vettel, you're ruining the sport by being a winner and actually racing without giving a fuck about team orders. You should tow the line and let your team-mate win, we're not racing"  :fpalm:
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Re: F1 2013
« Reply #16 on: May 17, 2013, 02:32:20 AM »
Mclaren sign engine deal with Honda for 2015.
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Re: F1 2013
« Reply #17 on: June 02, 2013, 01:09:10 AM »
Williams sign with Mercedes for 2014.

Mercedes and Ferrari in trouble over tyre test.

Kimi wants to punch Sergio in the face.   
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Re: F1 2013
« Reply #18 on: September 03, 2013, 03:24:02 PM »
Meh, Ricciardo is going to Red Bull to succeed Webber who is retiring at the end of the season.

No competition for Vettel. I hoped Raikkonen would go there and give Red Bull's golden boy a hard time.

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Re: F1 2013
« Reply #19 on: September 10, 2013, 11:30:00 PM »
Looks like Kimi is going back to Ferrai!!!

I would have loved him to move to Red Bull to give Vettel some competition but this is the next best thing. I can only see fireworks happening with Alonso. Kimi is a good stop gap too, I see Bianchi in a Ferrai in a fees time and Kimi doesn't have that many seasons left in him.

I expect Hulkenberg to replace Kimi with potentially Bianchi moving to Sauber unless they put the 17 year old Russian in the car.

Not sure what will happen with Massa, sad to see him go but he just hasn't been good enough the last few seasons and he had enough chances.

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Re: F1 2013
« Reply #20 on: September 11, 2013, 02:49:01 PM »
I also like this news. Although I like the Lotus team, they cannot offer Kimi a real chance of the world title. They are not consistent enough, make strategically bad calls now and then and cannot keep up with developing the car over the year.

I do not see why Bianchi is so special? He only got in the picture in the first couple of races, because Caterham did not build a new car and was to slow before the Barcelona updates. Chilton also not very difficult to beat, since the guy is consistent but lacks raw speed. Van der Garde & Pic beat him almost every race for a couple of months. Besides that recently let go Sauber third driver Robin Frijns beat him in World Series by Renault last year in his debut season, while Bianchi already had a couple of crash-filled seasons in GP2 before.

Massa can be luckily if he is allowed to finish his career at Sauber. I do not see why Lotus would be interested. I agree that they will probably go for Hülkenberg and stick with Grosjean, who has stayed out of troubles recently.