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Re: Im a virgin
« Reply #15 on: July 20, 2012, 11:11:35 PM »
Quote from: jplpool on July 20, 2012, 11:05:52 PM
My daughter is ace, you should see some of the things I let her post on the interweb. :ninja:

So most of your posts on this forum are actually hers? :ninja:
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Re: Im a virgin
« Reply #16 on: July 20, 2012, 11:35:01 PM »
Quote from: Trixi on July 20, 2012, 11:11:35 PM
So most of your posts on this forum are actually hers? :ninja:

Not 'most' :ninja:
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Re: Im a virgin
« Reply #17 on: July 21, 2012, 11:46:16 AM »
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Re: Im a virgin
« Reply #18 on: July 22, 2012, 01:44:30 AM »
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Re: Im a virgin
« Reply #19 on: July 23, 2012, 04:37:15 PM »
Quote from: Randy Jesus on July 22, 2012, 01:44:30 AM
Probably 'all'  :ninja:!

That makes no sense.

Fucking retard.
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Re: Im a virgin
« Reply #20 on: July 24, 2012, 12:25:26 AM »
Quote from: jplpool on July 23, 2012, 04:37:15 PM
That makes no sense.

Fucking retard.

It appears that I hit a nerve.  :fuckyeah:
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Re: Im a virgin
« Reply #21 on: July 24, 2012, 12:41:12 AM »
Quote from: Randy Jesus on July 24, 2012, 12:25:26 AM
It appears that I hit a nerve.  :fuckyeah:

Yes, you hit a nerve of mine. Although I'm not quite sure if that applies to me.
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Re: Im a virgin
« Reply #22 on: July 27, 2012, 12:08:43 PM »
Come on guys, I still havent popped the cherry  :tear:
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Re: Im a virgin
« Reply #23 on: July 27, 2012, 01:48:37 PM »
That's what roo's are for mate.
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Re: Im a virgin
« Reply #24 on: July 27, 2012, 02:25:01 PM »
Quote from: abaraxas on July 27, 2012, 12:08:43 PM
Come on guys, I still havent popped the cherry  :tear:

Prostitutes?
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Re: Im a virgin
« Reply #25 on: July 27, 2012, 02:31:42 PM »
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Re: Im a virgin
« Reply #26 on: July 27, 2012, 03:46:57 PM »
DUDES!

I am no longer virgin!

Some chick who called herself DJ gave me a wicked rimjob and then insisted I "rip it up the shitter"  :unibrow:
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Re: Im a virgin
« Reply #27 on: July 27, 2012, 04:24:47 PM »
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Re: Im a virgin
« Reply #28 on: July 27, 2012, 08:36:40 PM »
Quote from: abaraxas on July 27, 2012, 03:46:57 PM
DUDES!

I am no longer virgin!

Some chick who called herself DJ gave me a wicked rimjob and then insisted I "rip it up the shitter"  :unibrow:

Only Virgins brag due to their insecurities, and make up fake stories above. I m sure it happened, just not to you.
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Re: Im a virgin
« Reply #29 on: July 27, 2012, 08:45:22 PM »
I converted to Islam. I became a martyr. I was supposed to get 90 virgins. All I got was these two stupid dumbfucks and a t-shirt. I want my money back!
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