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Im a virgin
« on: July 17, 2012, 07:34:20 AM »
Ok I guess its time I finally come clean.

Im 32 years old, a virgin, I live with my parents and in addition to this I am a polyorchid (have 3 testicles).

Im bitter at W.Axl Rose because he has turned down all my many amorous advances and scripts, and having no life of my own I have been living out a fantasy existence on this site spreading rumours and lies and stories I made up.

For the record, I am also in truth a huge fan of DJ Ashba and wish to be just like him, yet I am fat and bald etc and socially retarded so its never going to happen.

Im telling you all this because my mum found out about all the filth I post on here and has given me the ultimatum of 'fessing up or Im going to get kicked out of home.
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Re: Im a virgin
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2012, 08:31:32 AM »
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Re: Im a virgin
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2012, 12:31:38 PM »
3 testicles and you're a Virgin?!  SHOUT OUT TO DGAY ASSBA!!!!!
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Re: Im a virgin
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2012, 01:57:39 PM »
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Re: Im a virgin
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2012, 09:48:19 PM »
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Re: Im a virgin
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2012, 01:53:01 AM »
polaroid of polyorchid?
tripolaroid  :trollol:
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Re: Im a virgin
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2012, 08:15:26 PM »
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Re: Im a virgin
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2012, 04:27:23 PM »
Quote from: smoothie illusion on July 17, 2012, 09:48:19 PM
why was my picture removed  :tear:

Isn't it just not working?
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Re: Im a virgin
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2012, 07:27:16 PM »
Quote from: Johan! on July 19, 2012, 04:27:23 PM
Isn't it just not working?

Yes, 4chan is all fucked apparently, or such was the message I got when I copy pasted his link.
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Re: Im a virgin
« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2012, 09:53:28 PM »
was it from 4chan? I just google searched  :lol:

Yeah the link is still in my post so it must just be down. Really not a tragedy  :lol:
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Re: Im a virgin
« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2012, 03:44:08 AM »
Quote from: abaraxas on July 17, 2012, 07:34:20 AM
Ok I guess its time I finally come clean.

Im 32 years old, a virgin, I live with my parents and in addition to this I am a polyorchid (have 3 testicles).

Im bitter at W.Axl Rose because he has turned down all my many amorous advances and scripts, and having no life of my own I have been living out a fantasy existence on this site spreading rumours and lies and stories I made up.

For the record, I am also in truth a huge fan of DJ Ashba and wish to be just like him, yet I am fat and bald etc and socially retarded so its never going to happen.

Im telling you all this because my mum found out about all the filth I post on here and has given me the ultimatum of 'fessing up or Im going to get kicked out of home.

Don't feel bad, Max Powers is in the same boat as you. Except he is twenty years younger.  :yao:
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Re: Im a virgin
« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2012, 05:31:03 PM »
Quote from: Randy Jesus on July 20, 2012, 03:44:08 AM
Don't feel bad, Max Powers is in the same boat as you. Except he is twenty years younger.  :yao:

But that would make Abaraxas...around.. .25?
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Re: Im a virgin
« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2012, 07:18:16 PM »
Quote from: pawnshop-guitars on July 20, 2012, 05:31:03 PM
But that would make Abaraxas...around.. .25?

If Abby is 32 (original post), than that makes Maxi 12. Which really isn't a bad age to still be a virgin at.
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Re: Im a virgin
« Reply #13 on: July 20, 2012, 10:59:22 PM »
Quote from: rds.06 on July 20, 2012, 07:18:16 PM
If Abby is 32 (original post), than that makes Maxi 12. Which really isn't a bad age to still be a virgin at.

Thanks for putting that into perspective, really makes me feel better about myself  :(
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Re: Im a virgin
« Reply #14 on: July 20, 2012, 11:05:52 PM »
I wish I was a virgin. There's nothing quite like popping your cherry.

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My daughter is ace, you should see some of the things I let her post on the interweb. :ninja:
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