Ok I guess its time I finally come clean.
Im 32 years old, a virgin, I live with my parents and in addition to this I am a polyorchid (have 3 testicles).
Im bitter at W.Axl Rose because he has turned down all my many amorous advances and scripts, and having no life of my own I have been living out a fantasy existence on this site spreading rumours and lies and stories I made up.
For the record, I am also in truth a huge fan of DJ Ashba and wish to be just like him, yet I am fat and bald etc and socially retarded so its never going to happen.
Im telling you all this because my mum found out about all the filth I post on here and has given me the ultimatum of 'fessing up or Im going to get kicked out of home.