On the internet.......

[jplpool]

I pretend to be a coked up midget. 

[abaraxas]

I should pretend to have sex with you more often then 

[jplpool]

I'm not being a racist or anything, but I'm not sure I would bend over for an abo.

[abaraxas]

Would you pretend to bend over for one? 

[jplpool]

Sure! Take me up the shitter big boy.

[abaraxas]

 

[adler]

The internet is one big receptacle for waste and refuge. And none of us will get a slice of life.

[Trixi]

The internet is one big receptacle for waste and refuge. And none of us will get a slice of life.

How philosophical. Fancy a fuck?

[jplpool]

How philosophical. Fancy a fuck?

YES PLEASE!!!!

Oh, wait, you wasn't talking to me.

[Max_Power]

[Trixi]

YES PLEASE!!!!

Oh, wait, you wasn't talking to me.

Again, you'd have to find my sister first.

[adler]

How philosophical. Fancy a fuck?

For i m honoured yet disturbed by your indecent proposition. I regretfully have to decline your budding blossom. A true gentleman will only harvest such a flower in full bloom with gentle hands. Then sow its seed and make sure it is well fertilized to insure future generations can enjoy such a flower.

[jplpool]

Again, you'd have to find my sister first.

I have no problem with doing you both.

[Trixi]

For i m honoured yet disturbed by your indecent proposition. I regretfully have to decline your budding blossom. A true gentleman will only harvest such a flower in full bloom with gentle hands. Then sow its seed and make sure it is well fertilized to insure future generations can enjoy such a flower.

 

I have no problem with doing you both.

 

[jplpool]

What???? i'll do you at different times if that will make you any better.

Besides, you couldn't fuck yourself :nerdyemoticon: