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I pretend to be a person who enjoys drinking and finds pictures of animals with text over them the only real reason the internet needs to exist, but in reality I... oh shit wait a minute...

abaraxas · « **Reply #14 on:** June 17, 2012, 01:57:59 PM »

Quote from: better2112 on June 17, 2012, 12:45:07 PM

you're Donatello?

Are you implying that I "do machines"???

jplpool · « **Reply #15 on:** June 17, 2012, 02:04:13 PM »

I pretend to be a coked up midget.

abaraxas · « **Reply #16 on:** June 17, 2012, 02:05:04 PM »

I should pretend to have sex with you more often then

jplpool · « **Reply #17 on:** June 17, 2012, 02:14:28 PM »

I'm not being a racist or anything, but I'm not sure I would bend over for an abo.

abaraxas · « **Reply #18 on:** June 17, 2012, 02:22:48 PM »

Would you pretend to bend over for one?

jplpool · « **Reply #19 on:** June 17, 2012, 02:25:37 PM »

Sure! Take me up the shitter big boy.

abaraxas · « **Reply #20 on:** June 17, 2012, 02:29:42 PM »

adler · « **Reply #21 on:** June 20, 2012, 10:58:18 PM »

The internet is one big receptacle for waste and refuge. And none of us will get a slice of life.

Trixi · « **Reply #22 on:** June 20, 2012, 11:10:11 PM »

Quote from: adler on June 20, 2012, 10:58:18 PM

The internet is one big receptacle for waste and refuge. And none of us will get a slice of life.

How philosophical. Fancy a fuck?

jplpool · « **Reply #23 on:** June 20, 2012, 11:34:19 PM »

Quote from: Trixi on June 20, 2012, 11:10:11 PM

How philosophical. Fancy a fuck?

YES PLEASE!!!!

Oh, wait, you wasn't talking to me.

Max_Power · « **Reply #24 on:** June 20, 2012, 11:36:01 PM »

Trixi · « **Reply #25 on:** June 20, 2012, 11:45:22 PM »

Quote from: jplpool on June 20, 2012, 11:34:19 PM

YES PLEASE!!!!

Oh, wait, you wasn't talking to me.

Again, you'd have to find my sister first.

adler · « **Reply #26 on:** June 21, 2012, 02:32:19 AM »

Quote from: Trixi on June 20, 2012, 11:10:11 PM

How philosophical. Fancy a fuck?

For i m honoured yet disturbed by your indecent proposition. I regretfully have to decline your budding blossom. A true gentleman will only harvest such a flower in full bloom with gentle hands. Then sow its seed and make sure it is well fertilized to insure future generations can enjoy such a flower.

jplpool · « **Reply #27 on:** June 21, 2012, 02:16:27 PM »

Quote from: Trixi on June 20, 2012, 11:45:22 PM

Again, you'd have to find my sister first.

I have no problem with doing you both.

Trixi · « **Reply #28 on:** June 21, 2012, 05:28:01 PM »

Quote from: adler on June 21, 2012, 02:32:19 AM

For i m honoured yet disturbed by your indecent proposition. I regretfully have to decline your budding blossom. A true gentleman will only harvest such a flower in full bloom with gentle hands. Then sow its seed and make sure it is well fertilized to insure future generations can enjoy such a flower.

Quote from: jplpool on June 21, 2012, 02:16:27 PM

I have no problem with doing you both.

jplpool · « **Reply #29 on:** June 21, 2012, 06:08:02 PM »

What???? i'll do you at different times if that will make you any better.

Besides, you couldn't fuck yourself :nerdyemoticon:

abaraxas · « **Reply #30 on:** June 22, 2012, 08:05:04 AM »

Quote from: adler on June 21, 2012, 02:32:19 AM

For i m honoured yet disturbed by your indecent proposition. I regretfully have to decline your budding blossom. A true gentleman will only harvest such a flower in full bloom with gentle hands. Then sow its seed and make sure it is well fertilized to insure future generations can enjoy such a flower.

Thats classy...faggot

Max_Power · « **Reply #31 on:** June 22, 2012, 02:03:25 PM »

Quote from: adler on June 21, 2012, 02:32:19 AM

For i m honoured yet disturbed by your indecent proposition. I regretfully have to decline your budding blossom. A true gentleman will only harvest such a flower in full bloom with gentle hands. Then sow its seed and make sure it is well fertilized to insure future generations can enjoy such a flower.

I'm so fucking high right now

Randy Jesus · « **Reply #32 on:** June 22, 2012, 06:40:18 PM »

Quote from: adler on June 21, 2012, 02:32:19 AM

For i m honoured yet disturbed by your indecent proposition. I regretfully have to decline your budding blossom. A true gentleman will only harvest such a flower in full bloom with gentle hands. Then sow its seed and make sure it is well fertilized to insure future generations can enjoy such a flower.

Am I hallucinating???? This can't be fucking adler!!! There isn't a single fuck in his post.

adler · « **Reply #33 on:** June 23, 2012, 04:12:54 AM »

Quote from: abaraxas on June 22, 2012, 08:05:04 AM

Thats classy...faggot

I shall educate the dim with the ever glowing torch of manhood.

Lesson one: be the hunter.

You are the apex predator. If your game comes to you, it is a trap. You will find yourself on the losing end. You must throw your game off. You trick it into letting its guard down. Then it is time to ponce your game. If you dont, you find yourself long since mounted collecting dust in her trophy room.

abaraxas · « **Reply #34 on:** June 23, 2012, 04:53:53 AM »

Wanna do some speedballs?

better2112 · « **Reply #35 on:** June 24, 2012, 05:18:49 AM »

Quote from: abaraxas on June 23, 2012, 04:53:53 AM

Wanna do some speedballs?

I'll do balls, that is all though.