Is eating 10 different pies a day at age 18 too much?

[jplpool]

Because you're a loser who has to pay women to have sex?

I take it that when you say  you have to pay them that they'd say no if they were not getting paid?

Besides your stupid fucking logic I've fucked lots of women without losing any money.

[smoothie illusion]

What an absolutely incredible thread 

[jplpool]

Nah, it's not really. What he really means is that he hasn't got the looks or the money to keep a good looking girl. So he just pays whores sometimes.

[smoothie illusion]

Oh no doubt IF the guy is serious he's fucked up but I'm having trouble buying it

[jplpool]

Yeah, thought that too. The bit about my height gave it away. Fucking retarded cunt.

[TheGreatGatsby]

I can't believe people have such a hard time believing that people actually do alot of this, fuck escorts/call-girls/hookers/pornstars, i am one of them.

Let me tell you guys something, everything that is written here is true and serious, no lies.

If it makes you feel better believing that this is all bullshit and you feel good about yourself denying all of this, well then go ahead.

Looks are not a problem here neither is money, i just hate women and only use them for they were ''designed'' to be used for, cumdumpsters.



Yes, that's me. Ain't i a hunk?

[The Second Coming]

I hope you get raped by a man 

[TheGreatGatsby]

I will be experimenting, sure.

Currently i will only fuck girls and when i have reached my satisfaction number i will experiment.

 



Yes, that's me. Ain't i a hunk?

[smoothie illusion]

Well man, whatever floats your boat. Maybe one day you will bang out some hooker you'll fall in love with 

[Euterpe]

This is a joke, right?

[The Second Coming]

Well man, whatever floats your boat. Maybe one day you will bang out some hooker you'll fall in love with 

 



 

[TheGreatGatsby]

This is a joke, right?

No, this is not a joke, i said it once i will say it again, this is serious, all of this is true.

Oh, you're a female



Yes, that's me. Ain't i a hunk?

[TheGreatGatsby]

Well man, whatever floats your boat. Maybe one day you will bang out some hooker you'll fall in love with 

Aint gonna happen, a woman has nothing to offer me besides sex.

I don't believe in ''love'', i don't want to get married, i might even consider a vasectomy in the future.



Yes, that's me. Ain't i a hunk?

[Euterpe]

 

 

No, this is not a joke, i said it once i will say it again, this is serious, all of this is true.

Oh, you're a female

Yeah...what does me being a female have to do with anything?

[TheGreatGatsby]

Oh, another girl that loves the movie Pretty Woman, guess they all have a fantasy of becoming a prostitute.




Yes, that's me. Ain't i a hunk?