Author Topic: The Zombie Apocalypse has begun. Miami Man eats man's face (Read 1710 times)

The Second Coming · « **on:** May 30, 2012, 10:10:25 PM »

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Police in Miami are still baffled by what transpired Saturday afternoon on the MacArthur Causeway's off-ramp to Biscayne Boulevard, where a naked 31-year-old Rudy Eugene was found consuming the face of another naked man.

Officers attempted to force Eugene off his victim with gunfire, but he refused to budge, and was eventually killed. "It's one of the most gruesome things I've ever seen in my life in person," witness Larry Vega told WSVN.

Next to nothing is known about the homeless person on the receiving end of Eugene's bizarre attack, except that most of his face, save for his goatee, is missing. He is currently fighting for his life at Jackson Memorial Hospital. "We're hoping that he pulls through, for his well-being, but also so he can tell us what happened," Sgt. Javier Ortiz said.

Though the unidentified man and his story remain a mystery for the time being, a bit is known about the perpetrator of Saturday's gruesome episode thanks to his police record.

Eugene was arrested multiple times, mostly on misdemeanor drug charges. His worst offense was a battery charge at 16 that was later dropped. According to his ex-wife, from whom he divorced in 2007, Eugene was a violent and paranoid person. "No one was for him, everyone was against him," she told WPLG, but stopped short of saying he had mental problems.

When Local 10 visited Eugene's last known address, they were told by a resident that the previous residents lost the home to forclosure last year. Homeless people who reside near the assault site told the station Eugene could often be seen wandering the area looking confused.

Though police had earlier theorized that Eugene's behavior could be attributed to "cocaine psychosis," Fraternal Order of Police President Armando Aguilar has since changed the substance of influence to the stimulant Mephedrone — AKA "bath salts" — citing similar attack in the area that were carried out by users of the drug.

"It causes them to go completely insane and become very violent," said Augilar.

The possibility of "excited delirium" playing a part in Eugene's violence has been broached by Miami New Times, which two years ago asked if Miami-Dade County was experiencing a full-blown epidemic of the controversial "syndrome."

So hey, man eats other man's face off... So that's a thing...

The Second Coming · « **Reply #1 on:** May 30, 2012, 10:11:52 PM »

And here's another article on the incident that includes pictures of the man after the attack... I will warn you that these images are NSFW (not suable for wanking)

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2012/05/miami_cannibal.php

Trixi · « **Reply #2 on:** May 30, 2012, 10:44:51 PM »

I call sexual cannibalism since neither of them were wearing pants.

jplpool · « **Reply #3 on:** May 30, 2012, 11:00:36 PM »

The journalism in that article is dumb, yet brilliant in an amusing way.

The Second Coming · « **Reply #4 on:** May 30, 2012, 11:14:39 PM »

Quote from: Trixi on May 30, 2012, 10:44:51 PM

I call sexual cannibalism since neither of them were wearing pants.

Bondage you say!

ALLLOCKEDUPINSIDE · « **Reply #5 on:** May 31, 2012, 12:35:49 AM »

I guess it wouldn't hurt to start getting ready...

Peaches · « **Reply #6 on:** May 31, 2012, 01:07:15 AM »

dont get my hopes up. i wait for the day until no one ever posts again because they're dead before the internet died due to the zombie apocalypse.

i dont want to be a normal zombie, i want to be thsoe resident evil tyrants and I will. i'm very fast on my to becoming a scientist. the first alcoholic scientist.

smoothie illusion · « **Reply #7 on:** May 31, 2012, 07:44:49 AM »

Quote from: The Second Coming on May 30, 2012, 10:11:52 PM

And here's another article on the incident that includes pictures of the man after the attack... I will warn you that these images are NSFW (not suable for wanking)

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2012/05/miami_cannibal.php

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

abaraxas · « **Reply #8 on:** May 31, 2012, 12:33:47 PM »

This thread is MAMMOTH

Quote from: Peaches on May 31, 2012, 01:07:15 AM

dont get my hopes up. i wait for the day until no one ever posts again because they're dead before the internet died due to the zombie apocalypse.

i dont want to be a normal zombie, i want to be thsoe resident evil tyrants and I will. i'm very fast on my to becoming a scientist. the first alcoholic scientist.

Best quote ever

The Second Coming · « **Reply #9 on:** May 31, 2012, 01:36:52 PM »

Quote from: abaraxas on May 31, 2012, 12:33:47 PM

This thread is MAMMOTH

So I think we should treat this as the very serious news story that it is and think of names for zombie themed porn movies like "Night of the Giving Head"

abaraxas · « **Reply #10 on:** May 31, 2012, 01:40:10 PM »

Fuck yeah, I want to watch a (female) zombie eat out my girlfriend/prostitute and then let them both chew my dick and balls off!

Trixi · « **Reply #11 on:** May 31, 2012, 01:45:06 PM »

Quote from: abaraxas on May 31, 2012, 01:40:10 PM

Fuck yeah, I want to watch a (female) zombie eat out my girlfriend/prostitute and then let them both chew my dick and balls off!

The worst part of this post is the fact that I can already imagine it.

jplpool · « **Reply #12 on:** May 31, 2012, 01:49:19 PM »

abaraxas · « **Reply #13 on:** May 31, 2012, 01:54:55 PM »

Quote from: Trixi on May 31, 2012, 01:45:06 PM

The worst part of this post is the fact that I can already imagine it.

No, the worst part of this is you realising that now Im imagining you imagining it

Trixi · « **Reply #14 on:** May 31, 2012, 02:00:57 PM »

And before anyone realises there are two people at the opposite ends of the world masturbating ferociously.

abaraxas · « **Reply #15 on:** May 31, 2012, 02:08:41 PM »

Indeed

The Second Coming · « **Reply #16 on:** May 31, 2012, 08:57:14 PM »

Quote from: abaraxas on May 31, 2012, 01:40:10 PM

Fuck yeah, I want to watch a (female) zombie eat out my girlfriend/prostitute and then let them both chew my dick and balls off!

Max! Max, where are you! DRAW THIS!

Quote from: Trixi on May 31, 2012, 02:00:57 PM

And before anyone realises there are two people at the opposite ends of the world masturbating ferociously.

And video that

The Second Coming · « **Reply #17 on:** June 14, 2012, 02:51:55 PM »

Some updates on the story here.

There have now been an image released which police were said to have taken moments after killing Rudy Eugene at the site of the attack which can be viewed here:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/06/13/article-2158814-139708BA000005DC-978_468x581.jpg

And also Doctors working on the victim have now released images of the reconstruction progress on his face. I would leave a word of warning that this image is still very graphic, but it is amazing to see the progress the doctors have made. For anyone who seen the original pictures taken right after the attack, this is a big difference:

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17pki3sti537vjpg/original.jpg

*Just came across another image of the victim:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/06/12/article-2158285-1393A823000005DC-612_468x286.jpg

abaraxas · « **Reply #18 on:** June 14, 2012, 03:05:02 PM »

Oh, he looks sooo much betterer

Nature Boy · « **Reply #19 on:** June 14, 2012, 03:10:31 PM »

is it me or did he used to look like Charles Manson?

abaraxas · « **Reply #20 on:** June 14, 2012, 05:36:09 PM »

Yeah he did

The Second Coming · « **Reply #21 on:** June 14, 2012, 05:36:31 PM »

Quote from: abaraxas on June 14, 2012, 03:05:02 PM

Oh, he looks sooo much betterer

Such beautiful patchwork eye-skin

Quote from: Nature Boy on June 14, 2012, 03:10:31 PM

is it me or did he used to look like Charles Manson?

Funnily enough I thought that too when I first read about the story

Nature Boy · « **Reply #22 on:** June 14, 2012, 05:51:16 PM »

Is there a chance that he'll eventually turn into a zombie himself? What's the time frame on such things?

smoothie illusion · « **Reply #23 on:** June 17, 2012, 07:30:53 AM »

Where can I get these bath salts....?

abaraxas · « **Reply #24 on:** June 17, 2012, 11:11:20 AM »

Come to Australia and Ill hook ye up

The Second Coming · « **Reply #25 on:** June 17, 2012, 12:56:21 PM »

Quote from: Nature Boy on June 14, 2012, 05:51:16 PM

Is there a chance that he'll eventually turn into a zombie himself? What's the time frame on such things?

Well I already have a plan in place, just in case this does happen

Quote from: abaraxas on June 17, 2012, 11:11:20 AM

Come to Australia and Ill hook ye up

And not a word of this is a joke