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NantucketGirl

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Axl Rose and Sex at 50
« on: May 15, 2012, 07:27:53 AM »
Does Axl Rose still have Sex at 50 yrs old?

A man's sex drive, drops down at middle age.
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Re: Axl Rose and Sex at 50
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2012, 08:06:54 AM »
Eewww, he's so ugly.
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Re: Axl Rose and Sex at 50
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2012, 08:20:20 AM »
 :giggle: Hell yeah he does. He's Axl Rose.
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Re: Axl Rose and Sex at 50
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2012, 08:56:59 AM »
Quote from: NantucketGirl on May 15, 2012, 07:27:53 AM
A man's sex drive, drops down at middle age.

Yes, I'm 42 and already feel it... but the fact that it drops a bit doesn't mean you don't do it anymore!  ;)

I can imagine Axl still doing it, maybe not daily, but weekly.  :D
Also he's hanging around young chicks like Lana, which should be like an "aphrodisiac" for old sods like us.  :thumbsup:
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Re: Axl Rose and Sex at 50
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2012, 04:29:34 PM »
Quote from: NantucketGirl on May 15, 2012, 07:27:53 AM
Does Axl Rose still have Sex at 50 yrs old?

A man's sex drive, drops down at middle age.

50 is middle age? The average lifespan is 100?
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Re: Axl Rose and Sex at 50
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2012, 05:31:43 PM »
Either way, axls nuts are so wrinkly by now.
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Re: Axl Rose and Sex at 50
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2012, 05:32:07 PM »
Quote from: Peaches on May 15, 2012, 05:31:43 PM
Either way, axls nuts are so wrinkly by now.

He should botox them like he does his face
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Re: Axl Rose and Sex at 50
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2012, 09:23:49 PM »
 :chan:
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Re: Axl Rose and Sex at 50
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2012, 11:15:31 PM »
Quality thread
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Re: Axl Rose and Sex at 50
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2012, 11:47:35 PM »
Quote from: Nature Boy on May 15, 2012, 05:32:07 PM
He should botox them like he does his face

THE PAIN! ARGH :?: :'(

I don't think Axl has time for sex. Strongly worded letters don't write themselves, you know.
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Re: Axl Rose and Sex at 50
« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2012, 01:08:56 AM »
Maybe that's where the letters came from, sexual frustration.
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Re: Axl Rose and Sex at 50
« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2012, 07:24:16 AM »
Oh! How cute that sounds.  It's too bad that couldn't be a father.   
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Re: Axl Rose and Sex at 50
« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2012, 03:52:07 AM »
don´t you have anything better to think about? won´t you have sex at your 50? he´s still a young man
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Re: Axl Rose and Sex at 50
« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2012, 03:54:29 AM »
Quote from: ferwolert on June 24, 2012, 03:52:07 AM
don´t you have anything better to think about? won´t you have sex at your 50? he´s still a young man

I'm 50, want to have sex?
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Re: Axl Rose and Sex at 50
« Reply #14 on: June 24, 2012, 04:00:35 AM »
Quote from: better2112 on June 24, 2012, 03:54:29 AM
I'm 50, want to have sex?

I do.  :paranoid:

Shame I'm dripping in bitches like, or I'd take you up on your offer.

What? Me? A fag? A bum-hole is a bum-hole.

Meh, that's why I'm anti-anal. Men have them too, ya know.
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