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ALLLOCKEDUPINSIDE

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Post shower shits
« on: May 15, 2012, 03:07:53 AM »
Sure enough, come out of the shower fresh and clean, and a shit creeps up on me. It's messy and it feels like my bowels are just doing it too piss me off. End up doing a second run in the shower.

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abaraxas

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Re: Post shower shits
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2012, 06:56:03 AM »
Youre fighting a losing battle, as long as you keep showering your turds will have it all over you.

Break free, give up showering  :thumbsup:
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Re: Post shower shits
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2012, 04:28:45 PM »
Don't shower. Bathe. And then shit whilst bathing.

That is all.
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Re: Post shower shits
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2012, 03:45:13 AM »
Shampoo that hairy dirty ass!
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Re: Post shower shits
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2012, 04:36:28 AM »
Yeah man, they suck.


You gotta go when you gotta go man, or elsae your fats gon smell like shyt.  :troll:
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Re: Post shower shits
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2012, 08:54:20 AM »
Why not kill two birds with one stone and take the second shower in the recently shit in toilet water
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Re: Post shower shits
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2012, 08:51:37 PM »
I have control over my bowels.  :giggle: Its just that one awkward shit that says you gotta go when you come out of the shower.


Quote from: abaraxas on May 15, 2012, 06:56:03 AM
Youre fighting a losing battle, as long as you keep showering your turds will have it all over you.

Break free, give up showering  :thumbsup:

I got nothing to loose.  :troll:
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