18 Reasons Why NME Is Not Fit To Be Toilet Paper

[Faxl]

It's not completely a reaction to the Axl thing, this has been building up for a while now like a big fart.



1. Poorly researched stabs

2. Fucking cardigans

3. Telecasters - Telecasters EVERYWHERE

4. Flavour of the week/month shit

5. Bands with weird/shit names, e.g. Simian Mobile Disco

6. Anything to do with Zane Lowe

7. Promising a selection of tour photos from Muse's 2009 Uk trek and delivering...three.

8. Florence + The Machine

9. Hair

10. Raking up old shite

11. The number 11

12. 

13. Bothering to cover Rhianna, Nicki Minaj etc etc etc

14. Kasabia.........zzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz

15. Noel Gallagher worship

16. Me

17. All the bands sound the same

18. And 98.23% of them are SO FUCKING DULL

[Nature Boy]

17. All the bands sound the same

I had no idea they were a metal magazine 

[pawnshop-guitars]

I don't really care for the NME, but they called the Cure godlike geniuses, which means they have at least some taste. Also, I like Kasabian and Florence and the Machine. I also like Noel Gallagher and own a Telecaster...jus' sayin'.

[rds.06]

Because it is not soft enough must be on the list?

[Max_Power]

Why everyone shouldnt listen to you:
1. Youre a faggot
2 florence and the machine is awesome. Suck a dick

[Trixi]

Because it is not soft enough must be on the list?

 

[The Second Coming]

I don't or have never read NME but to be fair it has it's market. There are people out there who will listen to a anything from the more sort metal that they can cover all the way to the R&B/ Pop or Dupstep they cover. So maybe just leave it to the people who it's clearly aimed at.

Plus they have ripped on Axl numerous times so I gotta respect them for that

[Faxl]

I don't really care for the NME, but they called the Cure godlike geniuses, which means they have at least some taste. Also, I like Kasabian and Florence and the Machine. I also like Noel Gallagher and own a Telecaster...jus' sayin'.

I like Telecasters, but too much of any one thing is bad for your health. It's just a grumpy dribble-ramble, really...guess I shouldn't have opened my mouth.

Why everyone shouldnt listen to you:
1. Youre a faggot
2 florence and the machine is awesome. Suck a dick

Indeed, it's one of the reasons why I don't post a helluva lot.

17. All the bands sound the same

I had no idea they were a metal magazine 

Metal Hammer-themed whinge thread coming up...maybe

[Johan!]

17. All the bands sound the same

I had no idea they were a metal magazine 

In every genre, bands/artists sound the same if you do not know them well.