It's not completely a reaction to the Axl thing, this has been building up for a while now like a big fart.
1. Poorly researched stabs
2. Fucking cardigans
3. Telecasters - Telecasters EVERYWHERE
4. Flavour of the week/month shit
5. Bands with weird/shit names, e.g. Simian Mobile Disco
6. Anything to do with Zane Lowe
7. Promising a selection
of tour photos from Muse's 2009 Uk trek and delivering...three.
8. Florence + The Machine
10. Raking up old shite
11. The number 11
13. Bothering to cover Rhianna, Nicki Minaj etc etc etc
15. Noel Gallagher worship
17. All the bands sound the same
18. And 98.23% of them are SO FUCKING DULL