Didn't you consider it might be an april fool's joke before you posted this?
Not much of an april fools day guy myself. I've rarely came up with anything good and not easily fooled myself. They got me this year though. A couple days ago Rafael Nadal had to withdraw from a tournament in Miami. No big deal, I've seen it happen before.
One of the Slovenian tennis sites reported that Rafael Nadal is ending his career. There were fake quotes and everything and I just sat there with a stupid look on my face thinking ''is this really happening?''. By the time I read through I had already realized it wasn't true. Nevertheless, for a few seconds there I was genuinely sad and depressed. Fuckers.