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Re: Drunken tales....
« Reply #15 on: January 18, 2012, 10:36:42 AM »
I am never drunk but I once had a full glass of Chardonnay after 8 and overslept by 30 minutes, imagine how stupid I felt when coming 5 minutes late to work :shy:.

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Re: Drunken tales....
« Reply #16 on: January 18, 2012, 11:12:30 AM »
I can tell tons of drunken stories some of them real gems  :giggle:  but they concern mainly other people. My bro called me The Witness 'cause I never got really drunk and my task mainly was to take care of and collect drunk friends on the way home & tell what happened the next day :lol: IMO I had most fun 'cause I watched many a show without being stupified by alcohol & rarely was green in the face the morning after :cool:

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Re: Drunken tales....
« Reply #17 on: January 18, 2012, 07:25:44 PM »
I am never drunk but I once had a full glass of Chardonnay after 8 and overslept by 30 minutes, imagine how stupid I felt when coming 5 minutes late to work :shy:.

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Re: Drunken tales....
« Reply #18 on: January 18, 2012, 09:30:58 PM »
I once drank from 11am and don't remember a thing that happened that day... but there were facebook photos... Check out the size of my pupils in this one...



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Re: Drunken tales....
« Reply #19 on: January 18, 2012, 10:02:32 PM »
Tell us the one where you ate all the blue muffins and hallucinated...
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Re: Drunken tales....
« Reply #20 on: January 18, 2012, 10:12:16 PM »
Tell us the one where you ate all the blue muffins and hallucinated...

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Re: Drunken tales....
« Reply #21 on: January 22, 2012, 03:34:47 AM »
I went into school bladdered and decked my physics teacher.  :lol:
I've seen a lot of wierd/gross/fucked up shit, but I have yet to see a student deck a teacher.  :bow:

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Re: Drunken tales....
« Reply #22 on: January 22, 2012, 03:39:50 AM »
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Re: Drunken tales....
« Reply #23 on: January 22, 2012, 02:25:59 PM »
I've seen a lot of wierd/gross/fucked up shit, but I have yet to see a student deck a teacher.  :bow:

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Re: Drunken tales....
« Reply #24 on: January 22, 2012, 04:30:45 PM »
I'm wondering where that finger had been. Is it even yours?

I genuinely don't know the answer two either of these questions :(
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Re: Drunken tales....
« Reply #25 on: January 22, 2012, 06:13:54 PM »
Come to think of it why exactly are you licking the edge of a plastic cup with the expression of a goldfish?
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Re: Drunken tales....
« Reply #26 on: January 22, 2012, 06:22:19 PM »
Not a drunk story, but it was a friday night, and I was high as snoop dogg and with some friends at a karaoke. idk how it happened, but I was convinced this 1 asian guy (some guy in his early 30s~) was my dad. long story short i tried to go home with him
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Re: Drunken tales....
« Reply #27 on: January 22, 2012, 07:05:08 PM »
Come to think of it why exactly are you licking the edge of a plastic cup with the expression of a goldfish?

Once again, I can not answer this... I woke up the next day and didn't know I had been out
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Re: Drunken tales....
« Reply #28 on: January 22, 2012, 09:23:45 PM »
I once drank from 11am and don't remember a thing that happened that day... but there were facebook photos... Check out the size of my pupils in this one...



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Re: Drunken tales....
« Reply #29 on: January 22, 2012, 11:33:40 PM »
Become a teacher and you may get lucky sooner than later :ninja:
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