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« on: November 25, 2011, 10:23:29 PM »
man, i feel so pissed off at my girlfriend -____- i don't know why, but i do :'( some one wanna give me a few pointers :D ??
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« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2011, 10:32:58 PM »
fuck her
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This is simply a revenge mission by the US on Libya.  This will teach them a lesson for attacking Doc Emmett Brown in Back to the Future....... Damn Libyans

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« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2011, 10:35:47 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Jack Daniels on November 25, 2011, 10:32:58 PM
fuck her

well, i just finished doing the deed a half hour ago :( and she wants to watch Porn.. but i won't let her, she's getting mad about that.. is it...  NORMAL o.o
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« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2011, 10:38:20 PM »
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Quote from: ronws on May 26, 2012, 02:25:00 PM
Johan is not nuts. At least not anymore nuts than the rest of us. He is ruled by his own psychology, which includes jealousy that he cannot sing that high.

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« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2011, 10:39:36 PM »
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Quote from: bumb.l.fuck on March 21, 2011, 09:48:24 AM
This is simply a revenge mission by the US on Libya.  This will teach them a lesson for attacking Doc Emmett Brown in Back to the Future....... Damn Libyans

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« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2011, 11:05:52 PM »
Quote from: Percy on November 25, 2011, 10:35:47 PM
well, i just finished doing the deed a half hour ago :( and she wants to watch Porn.. but i won't let her, she's getting mad about that.. is it...  NORMAL o.o

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« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2011, 11:09:25 PM »
Quote from: Percy on November 25, 2011, 10:35:47 PM
well, i just finished doing the deed a half hour ago :( and she wants to watch Porn.. but i won't let her, she's getting mad about that.. is it...  NORMAL o.o

Just means you're shit in bed and she can do better without you.
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« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2011, 04:22:11 AM »
Quote from: chezequerz on November 25, 2011, 11:09:25 PM
Just means you're shit in bed and she can do better without you.

but, she went :\ i made her Orgasm :'( Wtf !!
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« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2011, 04:24:32 AM »
She faked it :coffee
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Quote from: bumb.l.fuck on March 21, 2011, 09:48:24 AM
This is simply a revenge mission by the US on Libya.  This will teach them a lesson for attacking Doc Emmett Brown in Back to the Future....... Damn Libyans

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« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2011, 08:06:39 AM »
Quote from: Dr. Jack Daniels on November 26, 2011, 04:24:32 AM
She faked it :coffee

but, she's addicted to porn man :\ she says "Let me watch my addiction -____- " this thread ain't a sex problem anymore.. now it's getting annoying :'(
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« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2011, 04:19:27 PM »
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Quote from: ronws on May 26, 2012, 02:25:00 PM
Johan is not nuts. At least not anymore nuts than the rest of us. He is ruled by his own psychology, which includes jealousy that he cannot sing that high.

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« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2011, 04:33:08 PM »
make her some pancakes and sausages
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« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2011, 07:00:50 PM »
Quote from: better2112 on November 26, 2011, 04:33:08 PM
make her make some pancakes and sausages




Forgot the keyword in there Jody. Otherwise that sentence doesn't make sense  :no
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Quote from: bumb.l.fuck on March 21, 2011, 09:48:24 AM
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« Reply #13 on: November 26, 2011, 07:18:57 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Jack Daniels on November 26, 2011, 07:00:50 PM



Forgot the keyword in there Jody. Otherwise that sentence doesn't make sense  :no
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« Reply #14 on: November 26, 2011, 09:29:39 PM »
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