As a kid I moved around a lot, when I was 11 I came to Sydney and made a new friend.
We would hang out, play nintendo, eat pizza, watch NBA, suck cock for rocks...the sorta stuff your average kid does.
Anyway, after sleeping over at his place one night, theyre all getting dressed in their best clothes...they told me that "we are going to church"...Id never been to church before, and I wasnt too keen on this idea...anyway his older brother lent me some good clothes (apparently my "get in the ring" shirt wasnt good enough) and off we go.
So its me, my mate, his older brother, 2 sisters, grandma, mum and loud american dad in a a volvo station wagon.
It was a hot Saturday morning in old Sydney town, and 8 of us are crammed into this shitbox like a tin of sardines, and no fucker would wind the windows down on account of it ruining the womens hair....Im in the middle of the backseat and theyre all arguing...until the driver (the dad) snaps...I dont remember it all but I clearly remember it finishing with-"youre all very stupid and youre all very selfish"
Why the fuck was I very stupid and very selfish?
I didnt do anything, I was too busy being cooked to do anything...this cunt just lumped me in for good measure.
Anyway, we get to "church" and it turns out theyre jehovahs witness