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Rules of the mosh pit
« on: October 08, 2011, 09:36:16 PM »
Share your ideas with the rules of the mosh pit
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Re: Rules of the mosh pit
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2011, 12:03:20 AM »
Spinning your dick in front of the ladies is mandatory.
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Re: Rules of the mosh pit
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2011, 12:16:07 AM »
RULES? Pahahahahahahahahah ahahaha and IDEAS OF RULES? pahahahahaahahaahah ahahahahahahaahahah ahaahahahahahahaaha hahahahaahahahahaah ahaha.

There are two rules and two alone:
* If someone falls down you pick them up.
* If someone drops something hold it up in the air until someone claims it.

Beyond that there are no rules, other than that it varies on the type of pit and who's playing.

In some pits it's unacceptable to come in punching and kicking and trying to beat people to death but in others for certain bands it's the norm. If people aren't coming out of a pit for say Chimaira, Slayer or Hatebreed bleeding and broken having been punched and kicked at savagely it's an off day for the band and if that shit goes on for say Avenged Sevenfold that would be crossing all kinds of lines.

Equally (and this is really just my opinion on the issue) hardcore dancers who stand in open space and flail their limbs about are retards and deserve to be smacked about a bit.
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Re: Rules of the mosh pit
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2011, 12:43:05 AM »
Anal sex is the preferred in the moshpit.
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Re: Rules of the mosh pit
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2011, 05:51:55 AM »
The first rule of mosh pit : Do not talk about mosh pit !

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Re: Rules of the mosh pit
« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2011, 06:31:31 AM »
Elbows up!!
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Re: Rules of the mosh pit
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2011, 06:33:34 AM »
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Re: Rules of the mosh pit
« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2011, 01:17:35 PM »
My only rule is link arms with my mates and barge everybody else out of the way to get to the front. I think the idea of a mosh pit is kind of gay to be honest, so if anyone tries it I'll have no compuction about doing whatever is needed to get them the fuck away. Someone tried it at a Muse gig ffs, and all the teenage girls were shitting themselves. I of course stepped in and elbowed the cunt in the head :thumbsup:
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Re: Rules of the mosh pit
« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2011, 02:26:06 PM »
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Re: Rules of the mosh pit
« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2011, 02:45:41 PM »
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Re: Rules of the mosh pit
« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2011, 04:48:44 PM »
THE ONLY RULE IS...STAND YOUR GROUND IN THE PIT
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Re: Rules of the mosh pit
« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2011, 05:14:10 PM »
Quote from: slashthe2nd on October 09, 2011, 02:26:06 PM
stupid mosh pit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTSy_oxPuOw&feature=related

If a fat fuck tried to do that to me, his kneecap would leave his leg promptly :thumbsup:
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Re: Rules of the mosh pit
« Reply #12 on: October 12, 2011, 07:21:57 AM »
There is only one rule to rule them all, and that rule is GRAB ASS WITH BOTH HANDS!!!

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Re: Rules of the mosh pit
« Reply #13 on: October 12, 2011, 08:33:28 PM »
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Re: Rules of the mosh pit
« Reply #14 on: October 12, 2011, 08:35:51 PM »
Get a wash, cut your hair, put some decent clothes on you filthy bastard.

I mean, err, only kick people in the balls.
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