Whatever happens, it's gotta be something with considerable balls, or something into which I can easily stick great pickups. Leaning towards an SG, or a V for the maximum space around the neck. Maybe something in the £400-£600 range, as my three guitars (Stagg acoustic, Aria strat copy and Vintage LP copy) are all entry-level, perhaps now's the time to get something better.
Thing is...I'm afflicted with the left-handedness. This is no longer a good thing after I caught a glimpse of a teen pop singer playing an acoustic left-handed at an awards ceremony. His name? Justin Bloody Fucking Bieber.