Look lad, you admitted to me yesterday that you post upon thousands of message boards. 
Nope, this is just a retarded interpretation of what I wrote

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I'll offer some kind and honest advice: Go kill yourself, you tit. 
Why? I enjoy my life. Are you perhaps projecting?

Blatherskite. 
I bet you are still typing out that essay of yours. 
What essay? Another figment of your imagination, perhaps?
Here's another thing where my smart phone beats a jplpool:
* My phone keeps me on time for schedules, jplpool doesn't need to be on time for anything