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Re: Soulmonster?????????????
« Reply #15 on: August 13, 2011, 06:58:51 AM »
Very boring   :nap:
May someone has problems with a persecution mania   :paranoid:
More interesting would be: What is jp complexes and why we deal with them  :laugh2:

Exactly  :nod:     :bow:

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Re: Soulmonster?????????????
« Reply #16 on: August 13, 2011, 07:00:13 AM »
You like avoiding the obvious fucking question don't you?

I've owned you, you are a tit who likes to post on thousands of websites........... . :fpalm:

Oh no, I feel so owned after a self-proclaimed retard has discovered that I have spent thousands of hours on the Internet. Oh...the...HORROR! :lol:

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« Reply #17 on: August 13, 2011, 07:02:34 AM »
Read what I want  :D
And where I want
We live in a free world, not in your  :D

Here comes the retards............ ...They are are friends you know.But they are too retarded to pay for telephone calls.............. ......They think you or I are interested in their inane conversations.  :fpalm:


Oh no, I feel so owned after a self-proclaimed retard has discovered that I have spent thousands of hours on the Internet. Oh...the...HORROR! :lol:

You are aware that 24 hours of "internet" posting are the same as 24 hours of real life?

yOU ARE A TIT.
I hope, I do not wait.

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« Reply #18 on: August 13, 2011, 07:08:21 AM »
You are aware that 24 hours of "internet" posting are the same as 24 hours of real life?

yOU ARE A TIT.

Whoever said anything about being on the Internet 24/7? Now you are just imagining things in an feeble attempt to find something you can insult me about :lol:.

But yeah, I am online whenever I am awake. You've heard of smart phones, have you? I have one that is smarter than you.

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« Reply #19 on: August 13, 2011, 07:14:37 AM »
Here comes the retards............ ...They are are friends you know.But they are too retarded to pay for telephone calls.............. ......They think you or I are interested in their inane conversations.  :fpalm:


You are aware that 24 hours of "internet" posting are the same as 24 hours of real life?

yOU ARE A TIT.

So you are saying you're actually reading  our inane conversations?

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Re: Soulmonster?????????????
« Reply #20 on: August 13, 2011, 07:14:57 AM »
Here comes the retards............ ...They are are friends you know.But they are too retarded to pay for telephone calls.............. ......They think you or I are interested in their inane conversations.  :fpalm:


You are aware that 24 hours of "internet" posting are the same as 24 hours of real life?

yOU ARE A TIT.
You're stupid and complexed  :fpalm:
Do not worry, we can still pay your phone bills
Do you think anyone cares what SoulMonster do in your free time ?
May is interesting why you're here
May have problems with real communication  :D
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Re: Soulmonster?????????????
« Reply #21 on: August 13, 2011, 07:16:58 AM »
Whoever said anything about being on the Internet 24/7? Now you are just imagining things in an feeble attempt to find something you can insult me about :lol:.

But yeah, I am online whenever I am awake. You've heard of smart phones, have you? I have one that is smarter than you.

yES, SO YOU SPEND 24 HOURS A DAY ON A "SMART PHONE"


You're stupid and complexed  :fpalm:
Do not worry, we can still pay your phone bills
Do you think anyone cares what SoulMonster do in your free time ?
May is interesting why you're here
May have problems with real communication  :D
You're stupid and complexed  :fpalm:
Do not worry, we can still pay your phone bills
Do you think anyone cares what SoulMonster do in your free time ?
May is interesting why you're here
May have problems with real communication  :D
You're stupid and complexed  :fpalm:
Do not worry, we can still pay your phone bills
Do you think anyone cares what SoulMonster do in your free time ?
May is interesting why you're here
May have problems with real communication  :D

rETARDS.  :rolleyes:
I hope, I do not wait.

Does somebody torture you whilst force feeding you Chinese Democracy!?

WAR IS PEACE
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IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

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Re: Soulmonster?????????????
« Reply #22 on: August 13, 2011, 07:21:45 AM »
The man seems pretty well versed to me. Kicked my ass in more then one political debate  :thumbsup: but then again...that is not hard  :lol:

plus he likes Lady Gaga. What a boss  :bow:

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« Reply #23 on: August 13, 2011, 07:22:00 AM »
You've heard of smart phones, have you? I have one that is smarter than you.

I liked this. Let's compare jplpool to my smart phone:

* My phone is a great tool in my work and hence makes a valuable contribution to society, jplpool is a valueless fool that is on NHS :fpalm:
* My phone has dictionary and spelling corrector, sadly jplpool's hasn't :fpalm:
* My phone can speak many languages, jplpool can barely speak one :fpalm:
* My phone goes on just a little bit of energy, jplpool is a huge (no, quite small actually) waste of oxygen, pints and filthy British food :fpalm:

Oh, I could go on and on but can't bother. Other people can probably fill in on the list.

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« Reply #24 on: August 13, 2011, 07:24:21 AM »
MY PHONE ENables me to spend "thousands" of hours on the internet  :fpalm:
I hope, I do not wait.

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« Reply #25 on: August 13, 2011, 07:26:51 AM »
I liked this. Let's compare jplpool to my smart phone:

* My phone is a great tool in my work and hence makes a valuable contribution to society, jplpool is a valueless fool that is on NHS :fpalm:
* My phone has dictionary and spelling corrector, sadly jplpool's hasn't :fpalm:
* My phone can speak many languages, jplpool can barely speak one :fpalm:
* My phone goes on just a little bit of energy, jplpool is a huge (no, quite small actually) waste of oxygen, pints and filthy British food :fpalm:

Oh, I could go on and on but can't bother. Other people can probably fill in on the list.

Oh, here's one thing that is to jplpool's advantage: while my phone was expensive all you need to do to get your very own jplpool is to get a couple of closely-related primates drunk and put on some Barry Manilow.

Nah, that is probably harder than just paying for a phone. Sorry, I find no redeeming qualities.

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Re: Soulmonster?????????????
« Reply #26 on: August 13, 2011, 07:27:49 AM »
I liked this. Let's compare jplpool to my smart phone:

* My phone is a great tool in my work and hence makes a valuable contribution to society, jplpool is a valueless fool that is on NHS :fpalm:
* My phone has dictionary and spelling corrector, sadly jplpool's hasn't :fpalm:
* My phone can speak many languages, jplpool can barely speak one :fpalm:
* My phone goes on just a little bit of energy, jplpool is a huge (no, quite small actually) waste of oxygen, pints and filthy British food :fpalm:

Oh, I could go on and on but can't bother. Other people can probably fill in on the list.
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Re: Soulmonster?????????????
« Reply #27 on: August 13, 2011, 07:28:45 AM »
Wanker............. ...Go spend another thousand hours on a message board.  :fpalm:
I hope, I do not wait.

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« Reply #28 on: August 13, 2011, 07:31:15 AM »
Wanker................Go spend another thousand hours on a message board.  :fpalm:

Oh no, the endless flaming from the self-proclaimed expert (and retard). It burns, it buuuuuuuurns!

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« Reply #29 on: August 13, 2011, 07:33:05 AM »
Oh no, the endless flaming from the self-proclaimed expert (and retard). It burns, it buuuuuuuurns!

:lol:

another shameless answer, from a shameless tit.  :fpalm:
I hope, I do not wait.

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