See? Even Max feels for you.
Of course he does. Everyone would when being a witness to someone being "flamed the living hell out of"

. I guess it is my own fault for not "being a genuine person"

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Oh no! I just realized that now when your flailing and inaccurate attempts at insulting what I do and who I am have failed miserably, you might just start spewing random insults at me

. Oh no! You might even call me..."bellend"! The HORROR!