The 'pet hates' thread

[SoulMonster]

Or at work when a new member of management who has never ran a machine in his life tries to tell us who have ran those machines for 20 + years that we are doing it all wrong ... 

[Peaches]

being raped brutally when i'm drunk  :'(

  you gave me the best christmas eve to remember.

[Gott]

I''m such a giver 

[Gott]

I originally thought this thread was about pets you hate 

[Peaches]

i did too.

[seely]

Such a thread can be arranged...

[pawnshop-guitars]

I hate people who call scones 'scoans' as in an 'o' sound in the middle. Its a fucking SCONE.
I hate rampant uneducated Scottish Nationalism
I hate people who sit in coffee shops with Macbooks and berets writing poetry
I hate people who buy terrible cars like the Honda Jazz because they can't drive
I hate people who sit in the fast lane on a motorway/dual carriageway and drive slower than inside lane traffic
I hate caravans
I hate farmers who drive their tractor in front of you and don't pull in (same as caravaners)
I hate people who justify caravan holidays with 'you get a sense of freedom you don't get with other holidays'
I hate it when moronic chavs gather in groups
I hate football chants sung anywhere that isn't inside a football ground
I hate those stereotypical student wankers
I especially hate those student wankers who get things paid for by 'mummy' and 'daddy'
I hate people who insist on buying the latest apple product
I hate people who insist that apple products are the work of Jebus
I hate apple products
I hate TEH METULZ guitarists who can shred but fuck all else
I hate drunken wankers who think I am a taxi when I'm driving home on a saturday night/sunday morning
I hate how people say 'guys' when in fact they are talking about some females
I hate dancing
I hate smelling second hand cigarettes
I hate looking at the people who live on council estates and have smoked 40 a day for 40 years

[seely]

I hate anarchists
I hate students who get invoved in the whole hippy/liberal/anarchistic lifstyle all of a sudden when they go to uni. (I like politics, but people who take it to extremes just annoy me)
I hate landlords
I hate most nightclubs (Give me a pub any day)

[slashthe2nd]

I hate most nightclubs (Give me a pub any day)

with pizza as well?

[seely]

But of course, and damn good pizza it was 

[Chaser™]

While it isn't a hate I surely am not a fan of pet dogs!

[seely]

While it isn't a hate I surely am not a fan of pet dogs!

+1

[Peaches]

warning: unload post.





i hate:

people who type depressing posts on facebook
people who type words of wisdom on facebook
people who create second accounts on FB to attention whore away and tell everyone to add that second account of theirs because their first account had some minor problems that i can't even fathom as this point
good looking people that scrutinize rather less good looking people
people that take five minutes to reply on any kind of chat
people that think they're impervious to hate and pain
people that think they are the only one alive and important
when you try to pick something up, you drop it "FUCK" you attempt a second time and drop it again"FAAAWK!!"
when drunk people try to be funny but they actually make the entire room uncomfortable
drunk ramblings
drunk revelations
i love being drunk tho
you really need to take a shit and you cant find something to read like a news paper or something
or you cant find the toilet paper because someone used the last bit of it and you finally find it and you dont need to take a shit anymore
brat kids that need a fucking slap, or at least some discipline for mother fuck SAKE.
hip people that think they're better than not hip scene cool people
scene hip people that have the minimal talent of putting together a few chords and a simple vocal melody and attain massive praise when you, yourself easily created masterpieces in comparision to their work
brothers that think they're the king of the house
drunken sisters and their harsh vocal observations
the fact that i cant punch the fuck out of woman that annoy and easily deserve to be punched the fuck out
the fact that i've caved to societies rules such as not punching out annoying fucking woman, why couldnt i be a menace
i love woman, but we've all met those annoying kinds
people that steal from you and have the nerve to act like nothing happened and still come by and try to be friendly
required awkward situations of any kind like confrontation. i just feel bad for the other person


more shal lcome soon enough.
when you put a space by accident, fuck sake, im too lazy to move the mouse to the spot, or hold the left arrow key long enough for it to get back yet i can type all of this and explain myself carefully. should pay off in the long run. fuck you by the way. thanks for reading.

[Gott]

women who will gladly accept oral but not give in return 

[B.I.T.C.H]

indecisive people
too rude or too polite people