The 'pet hates' thread

[seely]

You get the idea, a nice follow on from the 'what pissed you off today?' thread. Post all pet hates here.

Ahem:

-People who eat pizza with a knife and fork (stuck up twats)
-People who make entire conversations, or indeed start conversations, by describing, discussing and critising the weather
-Chavs on the back of buses blasting 'music' (a loose definition) out of their phones, seemingly never having discovered headphones

I have others but have forgotten them...for now

[Superstick]

People who smile while they're driving their bike.

[Max_Power]

Retarded people whose first name is Anthony, uses initials of gnr songs in their username and lie about their acnes clearing up

[B.I.T.C.H]

Jerks

[jplpool]

People who put empty packets back in the fridge.
Foreigners who don't adhere to the great british institution that is queing.
Internet know-it-alls. [Internet know-it-alls limited est. 1995.
                              Experts in everything. From nuclear weapons to haberdashery, we know it all]

This is a bit of a random one, but every day, I used to go to the same sandwich shop for my breakfast, I'd order Bacon, egg, sausage mushroom and beans to take out [with some toast.] Every fucking day, the woman would ask me, "would you like that in a tray?" I never actually said anything, but I realy wanted to hold my hands out and say "no, you stupid cunt, just scoop the lot of it into my hands please" 
 

[Max_Power]

That's funny because you're from liverpool, you can't afford that kind of delicacy

[jplpool]

That's funny because you're from liverpool, you can't afford that kind of delicacy

Nah, only 15-year-old virgins are considered a delicacy here.

[slashthe2nd]

Random people coming to the door and asking if we want double glazing windows, when there is nothing wrong with the window, there's no cracks,no chips, might be the odd bird shit here and there.

But just fuck off 

[ALLLOCKEDUPINSIDE]

People who constantly use racial jokes. I'm fine with those kind of jokes but they get annoying when people use them all the time.

(I'm looking at you Chris Rock)

[B.I.T.C.H]

Men who talk too much.

[slashthe2nd]

Men who talk too much.

[B.I.T.C.H]

That's annoying. Women are supposed to talk too much. Not that this is not annoying too.

[Gott]

Anyone in real life that questions my honesty ...

Or at work when a new member of management who has never ran a machine in his life tries to tell us who have ran those machines for 20 + years that we are doing it all wrong ... 

Work ....

Alarm clocks ...

Tornadoes ....

[B.I.T.C.H]

Roosters (& doves from yesterday)
Being pushed
Stress
Hypocricy

[Gott]

being raped brutally when i'm drunk  :'(