Your worst accidents,fuck ups, messes, injuries

[B.I.T.C.H]

I sometimes burn my hands while putting or taking something out of the oven. Wounds don't heal quickly because of the incessant exposure to water and fair skin. That sucks & hurts.

[Catcher88]

I closed a zipper over my foreskin when I was a teenager (pre something about mary) and had to work up the courage for a few seconds before I undid it.

That was fucked!!!!

Been there 

[Rampton Hospital]

I hope Gott introduces me to his parents

[Gott]

It can be arranged     

[B.I.T.C.H]

 

[jplpool]

Too many injuries to even start listing them.

[antonyrose]

Got drunk my first night i moved to Florida and wrecked going about 25 miles a hour on a motorized scooter. So drunk I didn't even put my hands out, I just face planted into the concrete and had road rash all down the left side of my face, shoulder and chest. 

[Chaser™]

I sometimes burn my hands while putting or taking something out of the oven. Wounds don't heal quickly because of the incessant exposure to water and fair skin. That sucks & hurts.

Why don't you use oven mitts?

[B.I.T.C.H]

Why don't you use oven mitts?

I don't find them handy. I use towels but accidents happen sometimes especially when in a hurry.

[Chaser™]

I don't find them handy. I use towels but accidents happen sometimes especially when in a hurry.

You find towels more handy than oven mitts? Yet the towels leave you burnt? Hmm....

[B.I.T.C.H]

You find towels more handy than oven mitts? Yet the towels leave you burnt? Hmm....

Every person has their own ways of dealing with things.

[Chaser™]

Every person has their own ways of dealing with things.

That is very true.