Your worst accidents,fuck ups, messes, injuries

[Gott]

What are some of the worst accidents,mistakes,fuck ups, messes , injuries that you have been apart of in your life ? 

[abaraxas]

I closed a zipper over my foreskin when I was a teenager (pre something about mary) and had to work up the courage for a few seconds before I undid it.

That was fucked!!!!

[B.I.T.C.H]

Ouch!

[abaraxas]

Suppose this threads good for my drunken meat skewer accident

[vecta 13]

in a mosh pit in a club did a windmill and smashed a wall broke my hand 3 screws now hold it together  :'(

[slashthe2nd]

I'm injury prone

[chezequerz]

in a mosh pit in a club did a windmill and smashed a wall broke my hand 3 screws now hold it together  :'(

good fuckers who flail about like that should break limbs more often!

i crashed my bike the other day that wasn't great fun but it didn't really hurt, broke 3 fingers when a freak gust of wind slammed a yale latched door on my hand and locked.

my 11ft burmese python gave me a feeding strike to the hand again didn't really hurt but it bled like a cunt. Once got tail lashed by a 5.5ft male iguana, caught me square across the face.




that's all i can remember at the moment

[Monique]

When I met Gott's parents he spanked me in front of them lol 

[B.I.T.C.H]

 

[Gott]

When I met Gott's parents he spanked me in front of them lol 

your fault for having a sexy ....   

[abaraxas]

Theres a bar near my work, called "Patricks", which is generally called "Fat Chicks"

Anyway, I was going there after work one day, and as I swipe off I proudly declare "To Fat Chicks!!!" and my mate is looking at me all funny...I turn around and there are two really fat girls that work there sitting at the table behind me.

I considered explaining myself, but decided it was best just to get the fuck out of there.

Not bad or anything, just funny.

[B.I.T.C.H]

That's something that happens often to me  It's not very painful though. A bit uncomfartable but more funny indeed.

[chezequerz]

Yeah last year i was with my ex who worked with special needs children in sport and one of my best mates who has a very stringent moral code...so we're in the metal section at HMV and i see NOLA by Down which was shocking because the metal section there is usually just Iron Maiden, Metallica and any pop rock band with long hair, so i'm stood pointing at the cd going "DOWN, LOOK GUYS, DOWN" and just inches from where i was pointing was a dude with Down's syndrome, hadn't even seen him but my ex and my mate had and were appalled

[B.I.T.C.H]

That's unpleasant. Especially when the person you insult unconsciously is not responsible for their health condition. I hate such situations.

[abaraxas]

When I was about 17 I took a second, weekend job-landscaping.

Anywyay, Id always be fucked up Saturday morning, and this one place we were at I had to shovel mulch from the back of a ute onto garden beds.

Theres all this white steam coming off the mulch, and Ive been puking and drinking water all morning.

So the people who owned the place, their dad is there.

Pops comes up to me and starts with small talk as I shovel away...

Feeling a ralph coming on, I put my hand over my mouth and blow whitish liquid spew through my fingers as he talks to me.

He goes "stinks,doesnt it?" and Im like hmmmphhh yeth and we just continue.