The Jack Off Thread. Flick the Bean!

[Peaches]

OK, Let's be honest here. Who jacks off? Because I don't.

[RoboAxl]

Milk the eel?

[better2112]

I jerk Dr Jack's Murk.

[smoothie illusion]

If by Jack off you mean fist myself? Then yes.

[Shadow Play]

who doesn't wrestle with the one eyed snake 

[abaraxas]

I jerk myself off once a month or so if I havent got my end in.

[Peaches]

i just spent 6 days in jail. needless to say after watching the latest nicki minaj music video where shes on the ice motorcycle in the pink, i had to bust a fucking nut. didnt care about getting busted. and i didnt. 

[jplpool]

Every man has had a tug.....any who say they haven't are liars. Unless they are R.C priests, in which case, they just fuck little boys.

It's a fact of life; just like your mother sucking cock. Mine probably does too, she's a married woman. Infact, she was probably doing it shortly before I was conceived. So unless you're Jesus II, then yeah, your mother smokes bone.

[Peaches]

ah well. i just wanted to inform you and only you jpool.  and im actually not joking.

[jplpool]

Cool!  Wanking is a prisoners best friend.

What have you been locked up for anyway? You been wolfbagging your kid brother again?

[Peaches]

hahah breach man. fucking bullshit charge. i keep going in the district jail at least 5-10 days each time. it's hella easy time but fuck, it gets annoying to fucking go there. its basically DETOX. which sucks unless you shoved something up y'ASS. im sure better wouldnt mind.

yeah, breach and i just picked up a break and enter charge too. public intoxication and to top it off im on a CSO.

so 9-12 months of jail time is imminent. so fucking imminent. 





BUT LIFE GOES ON.

[better2112]

often when I browse useless threads, i don't think much of it, but fuck Peaches, there's a few times I skim your posts and you're always thinking of me and shoving shit up my ass  much appreciated.

[Gott]

I would never do such a vile and disgusting act !  ... My hands MAKE LOVE to my penis   

[Peaches]

often when I browse useless threads, i don't think much of it, but fuck Peaches, there's a few times I skim your posts and you're always thinking of me and shoving shit up my ass  much appreciated.

looooooool. i dont know man. to be honest i do shit like that on a whim. i dont even think of it. i just pick out a random name. yours keeps coming up and i noticed that too. dont take it seriously at all my friend. you're cool.


And i wanna sample your canadian bacon with my mouth

[better2112]

and I want you're Native tongue licking my bacon grease