Gaydar in overdrive? I heard there's no AIDS in liverpool 'cause they're never off their arses long enough
Not a bad joke. Although far from original.
It would be funnier if it weren't true. The city will be in ruins before long; food supply has been cut off because there's no shops left, & the docks have been burned to the ground. There's no police force or schools, we're basically fucked.
Don't let Dr. Max see your post though. he'll start talking about his immense medical knowledge, and inform you that AIDS can be caught through many a meatus, or alternative ways of sharing the joy(AIDS) around. It's not just arse sex y'know.