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Re: (A slightly absurd?) Open letter?
« Reply #30 on: June 07, 2011, 01:48:50 AM »
What sort of Amish girl can't pluck a Chicken?  :?:

My daddy only taught me how to choke a chicken.  :paranoid:
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Re: (A slightly absurd?) Open letter?
« Reply #31 on: June 07, 2011, 01:54:03 AM »
The kind of Amish girl who hates chickens

What kind of chicken are you referring to? :ninja:
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Re: (A slightly absurd?) Open letter?
« Reply #32 on: June 07, 2011, 02:02:21 AM »
I'm not entirely sure this conversation should continue down this road.

Damn! Where the fuck did this conscience come from? I hope the rumours about jplpool suffering painful death if he's polite for more than a day ain't true.  :?:
I hope, I do not wait.

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Re: (A slightly absurd?) Open letter?
« Reply #33 on: June 07, 2011, 02:23:09 AM »
 :giggle:
Why not? :tongue:

Who are you being polite to? :paranoid:
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Re: (A slightly absurd?) Open letter?
« Reply #34 on: June 08, 2011, 07:47:34 PM »
Fucking faggott !

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Re: (A slightly absurd?) Open letter?
« Reply #35 on: June 08, 2011, 07:51:51 PM »
Fucking faggott !

Gaydar in overdrive? I heard there's no AIDS in liverpool 'cause they're never off their arses long enough

Double posting fool  :fpalm:
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Re: (A slightly absurd?) Open letter?
« Reply #36 on: June 08, 2011, 08:36:52 PM »
Gaydar in overdrive? I heard there's no AIDS in liverpool 'cause they're never off their arses long enough

Not a bad joke. Although far from original.

It would be funnier if it weren't true. The city will be in ruins before long; food supply has been cut off because there's no shops left, & the docks have been burned to the ground. There's no police force or schools, we're basically fucked.

Don't let Dr. Max see your post though. he'll start talking about his immense medical knowledge, and inform you that AIDS can be caught through many a meatus, or alternative ways of sharing the joy(AIDS) around. It's not just arse sex y'know.
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