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FUCK BARCELONA!!!!
« on: May 03, 2011, 09:53:17 PM »
FUCKIN DIVERS!!!!!

Pepe didn't touch him! Mourinho shouldn't have been expelled!!!!! And today Messi fell like every 3 fuuckin seconds!!!!!

FUCK BARCA!!!!!! FUCKIN DIVERS!!!!! they get all the ref help cuz the VP of Uefa is on their side. FUCK!!!!!
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« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2011, 10:00:37 PM »
I am Madridista, so I understand the part about diving (a bit).
But my general advise to you: grow up.  :smirk:
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« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2011, 11:50:24 PM »
Fucking Barca being the best club team in the world and playing Real off the pitch... Those bad bad men
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« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2011, 02:21:50 AM »
Meh, Mourinho got what he deserved. He can't live with Barca, all his teams are so dull to watch. Barca are the better team.
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« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2011, 10:03:11 AM »
It's ok saying a team are divers and shouldn't be allowed to go through, but what about teams that setup deliberately to foul a la Real? They can't handle Barca's game so they hack them basically.
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« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2011, 10:15:48 PM »
It's ok saying a team are divers and shouldn't be allowed to go through, but what about teams that setup deliberately to foul a la Real? They can't handle Barca's game so they hack them basically.

if the opposition were diving like salmon up a waterfall i reckon i'd probably attempt to break some legs to be honest.
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« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2011, 02:07:13 AM »
if the opposition were diving like salmon up a waterfall i reckon i'd probably attempt to break some legs to be honest.

Madrid have as bad a rep as anyone for diving. Ronaldo is hardly a saint in that department.
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« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2011, 02:08:00 AM »
Real are just as guilty of that. You can hardly say Ronaldo is a saint in that department.

Is he the headbutting guy?
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« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2011, 02:46:00 AM »
Valdes
Dani Alves
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Pique
Biscuits
Mascherano
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All cunts who deserve a slap.
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« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2011, 02:50:46 AM »
Valdes
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Biscuits
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Villa

All cunts who deserve a slap.

Are any of them the headbutting guy?

I wanna know who he is :lol:
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« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2011, 11:05:16 AM »
No that was Zidane :giggle:
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« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2011, 03:00:57 PM »
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« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2011, 07:20:12 PM »
Madrid have as bad a rep as anyone for diving. Ronaldo is hardly a saint in that department.

no doubt about that just pointing out it's a bigger deal for a club that have been ranked 1st that's all and that if i was playing against a team like that i would give them reason to fall  :lol:
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« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2011, 10:38:44 PM »
RE: Daniel Alves diving due to a challenge from Pepe resulting in a red card:

Rio Ferdinand on Barcelona in general during that game
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Rio Ferdinand on Alves faking it
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Emmanuel Adebayor
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"Maybe Pepe committed a foul but I don't think it was a red card. Whenever you play against Barca, whenever you touch them they are on the floor crying like a baby. I have played three games against Barcelona and each time we have had to play with 10 men, Everyone talks about Barcelona and their fair play but I think they are very far away from fair play. Whenever you make contact when going for a one-on-one or 50-50 ball they are on the floor crying, putting their hand up near their face. Their manager, fans and the players on the bench are always crying. Barcelona is a fantastic club, has fantastic players, but they have to stop that."

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"Alves' actions won't please many as if he had got straight up it would have been a yellow card, but Barca fans will be happy with his actions." 






those are just the ones i can find and i didn't even bother with the rant by Mourinho
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« Reply #14 on: May 06, 2011, 12:05:07 AM »
Alaves was lucky! :coffee

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« Reply #15 on: May 06, 2011, 09:31:19 PM »
Can't stand Busquets :mad:
He was responsible for getting thiago motta sent last year against inter milan and can easily get a utd player sent off in the final
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« Reply #16 on: May 07, 2011, 03:46:38 AM »
Can't stand Busquets :mad:
He was responsible for getting thiago motta sent last year against inter milan and can easily get a utd player sent off in the final

Alves, Pedro and Mascherano aren't too far behind him either to be honest and i would have said that even if Alves didn't have Pepe sent off for no good reason.

although i think if you play Scholes at least you'll earn your cards ;) maybe shit kick a couple of the wankers whilst your at it. I can throw a lot of criticism at united fairly easily BUT they're usually not too bad for diving although I've seen most of them have a go before, really i think the worst team in the Premier league for diving since united sold Ronaldo has to be Chelsea.
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« Reply #17 on: May 07, 2011, 11:22:43 AM »

although i think if you play Scholes at least you'll earn your cards ;)
everytime I see scholes make a tackle I look away. He can't tackle for shit.
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« Reply #18 on: July 05, 2011, 09:28:23 AM »
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« Reply #19 on: July 08, 2011, 02:37:01 PM »
At least our great American players never do that..  :shy:

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« Reply #20 on: July 08, 2011, 03:03:55 PM »
At least our great American players never do that..  :shy:

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« Reply #21 on: July 08, 2011, 04:01:28 PM »
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« Reply #22 on: July 08, 2011, 04:10:39 PM »
At least our great American players never do that..  :shy:

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« Reply #23 on: July 08, 2011, 04:40:22 PM »
At least our great American players never do that..  :shy:

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Donavon dives a fair bit.

If you mean "American football" they play what is essentially rugby in full-body armour.
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« Reply #24 on: July 08, 2011, 04:49:10 PM »
Donavon dives a fair bit.
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If you mean "American football" they play what is essentially rugby in full-body armour.
I can never understand why they wear 'armour', they need to be real men :mad:
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« Reply #25 on: July 13, 2011, 11:22:47 PM »
Donavon dives a fair bit.

If you mean "American football" they play what is essentially rugby in full-body armour.

Please don't put rugby in the same catagory as handegg, it's insulting.[/color]
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« Reply #26 on: July 14, 2011, 12:26:35 PM »

Please don't put rugby in the same catagory as handegg, it's insulting.


Yes it is very insulting to handegg.
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« Reply #27 on: July 14, 2011, 02:25:28 PM »
Yes it is very insulting to handegg.

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« Reply #28 on: July 14, 2011, 03:38:41 PM »
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That's right you Rugbers have to drink coffee to stay warm in stadiums while many of our stadiums are domes and those that aren't  have at least heated seating.

No coffee for me  :banana
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« Reply #29 on: July 14, 2011, 04:53:14 PM »
That's right you Rugbers have to drink coffee to stay warm in stadiums while many of our stadiums are domes and those that aren't  have at least heated seating.

No coffee for me  :banana

I'm Dutch, I having nothing with rugby or handegg. But the rugby players are far more tougher than those handegg players in their protective suits.
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« Reply #30 on: July 14, 2011, 04:55:14 PM »
That's right you Rugbers have to drink coffee to stay warm in stadiums while many of our stadiums are domes and those that aren't  have at least heated seating.

No coffee for me  :banana

But you feel the need to wear suit of armour and have stoppages every 30 seconds?
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« Reply #31 on: July 14, 2011, 07:02:46 PM »
But you feel the need to wear suit of armour and have stoppages every 30 seconds?

Yes. Our football players need their suit armor because we have actual weight trained athletes  :banana
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« Reply #32 on: July 15, 2011, 11:52:52 AM »
Yes. Our football players need their suit armor because we have actual weight trained athletes  :banana

Now you're just talking nonsense. The suit is part of the tradition and the American way of exaggerating everything. But in general, rugby players are tougher than those handegg boys. And you know it.
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« Reply #33 on: July 15, 2011, 11:55:33 AM »
Yes. Our football players need their suit armor because we have actual weight trained athletes  :banana

Would you like to say this to this man?

 
Or hell, what about these blokes?


Or even the mighty Chabal?


Its a shame I couldn't find him stood next to anybody, because he's bigger than your 'weight trained athletes' even when they are in all their armour. Rugby players have to be weight trained from teenage years and practice being run into at full pelt from this age so their body adjusts to it. Its scary shit. Your American football players are really just playing at it I'm afraid.
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« Reply #34 on: July 15, 2011, 12:03:47 PM »
Now you're just talking nonsense. The suit is part of the tradition and the American way of exaggerating everything. But in general, rugby players are tougher than those handegg boys. And you know it.

Our handegg players are just quite simply bigger, faster, stronger and prettier! The last point is the only reason they need full helmets!

Would you like to say this to this man?

 
Or hell, what about these blokes?


Or even the mighty Chabal?


Its a shame I couldn't find him stood next to anybody, because he's bigger than your 'weight trained athletes' even when they are in all their armour. Rugby players have to be weight trained from teenage years and practice being run into at full pelt from this age so their body adjusts to it. Its scary shit. Your American football players are really just playing at it I'm afraid.

If I was still in my playing shape I would!

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Average linemen handegg player 40 time+300 lb bench press rep: 5.0 28 reps
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Our handegg players are faster, stronger and probably richer than your rugby boyz

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« Reply #35 on: July 15, 2011, 12:42:47 PM »
Nah man, sorry. They're all about muscle mass, rather than the shock resistance - that's what their armour is for. I'm not saying I would fuck with a handegg player, but I rather fuck with one of those than a rugby player. Rugby is for mentalists, Handegg is for those who like to pretend they're mentalists.
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« Reply #36 on: July 15, 2011, 12:43:26 PM »
He'll never leave it. The boy simply thinks those handegg boys are tougher than the real rugby men.
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« Reply #37 on: July 15, 2011, 12:50:40 PM »
Nah man, sorry. They're all about muscle mass, rather than the shock resistance - that's what their armour is for. I'm not saying I would fuck with a handegg player, but I rather fuck with one of those than a rugby player. Rugby is for mentalists, Handegg is for those who like to pretend they're mentalists.

Truth be told I would also rather mess with a handegg player. Anybody who does any kind of physical contact sport without a helmet or padding is somebody I don't wish to mess with  :ninja:

He'll never leave it. The boy simply thinks those handegg boys are tougher than the real rugby men.
So be it, we know better.  :D

We can all agree that nobody messes with the Discus players right?  :ninja:
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« Reply #38 on: July 15, 2011, 02:52:40 PM »
We can all agree that nobody messes with the Discus players right?  :ninja:

Damn straight, they can take your head off with that thing!
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« Reply #39 on: August 26, 2011, 11:20:13 PM »
I'm watching a 9 man porto side face Barcelona. Some of the referee's decisions have been very 1 sided .
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« Reply #40 on: August 26, 2011, 11:26:59 PM »
Porto should of had a penalty as well
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