This is silly. To me it looks like a quick moment captured by at least two different paparazzi at the same time from slightly different angles, one of them taking multiple shots at the same time. Yes, the kiss is not perfectly on the cheek and the hand is awkwardly close to the breast, but that can happen when you are kissing while walking, especially on uneven surface.
And his cock is probably just like mine...too big for his pants.