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Re: Fishing
« Reply #45 on: July 28, 2010, 01:11:39 AM »
I use spinning lures for salmon, soaked nuts for carp and some live mackerel or crab for the bass. For specifically sea bass, I'd use peeler crab. I'm pretty much open to bait ideas, so I'd love to hear some tricks from one (or of course a number) of you guys.
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Re: Fishing
« Reply #46 on: July 28, 2010, 02:07:23 AM »
Me too. I always return fish into the water. :D


i returned them too, but when you fish them you hurt their mouth and then they die in the water anyways


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Re: Fishing
« Reply #47 on: July 28, 2010, 02:08:57 AM »
Went fishing for the ffirst time ever this year in April! Enjoy the story

1. We got lost and a 30 min drive took at least an hour
2. The water was colder than fuck
3. We had no boat so we had to wade in the water and the suit I was wearing was too big for me, the strap broke and I was wetter than an Asian whore on New Years Eve
4. Our rods broke
5. I cut 4 fingers and my entire hand on the hooks.
6. WE CAUGHT NOTHING

It sucked.

I can't believe you never went fishing till then. Fishing was all I did as a kid, mainly because I lived by a pond :shy:

Lovely story :lol:
But I may be able to top it

We went fishing 2 years ago in BFE

1) I caught little baby fish, like 2 of them
2) I went to step closer and my foot sank into the pond. I was wearing low top Coverse :disgust:
3) I had to fish barefooted
4) It started pouring rain
5) I caught a bass that almost bent my pole in half
6) I had to run barefooted back to the car which was forever away AND IT WAS LOCKED!! :mad:
It was still raining too

I use spinning lures for salmon, soaked nuts for carp and some live mackerel or crab for the bass. For specifically sea bass, I'd use peeler crab. I'm pretty much open to bait ideas, so I'd love to hear some tricks from one (or of course a number) of you guys.

I use worms :paranoid:


i returned them too, but when you fish them you hurt their mouth and then they die in the water anyways




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Re: Fishing
« Reply #48 on: July 28, 2010, 08:12:21 AM »
Finally somebody (even thought he detests me :tongue:) has expressed an interest! My best catch was on the Dingle Peninsula where I caught a 17lb pike. I might dig up a picture at some point. I have to say, I don't have the guts to kill a little fishy, so I catch it, record it, and throw it back into the water. The fact that I don't kill any catches makes me a bit of a hypocrite though as I'll happily eat fish killed by someone else.

When I go fishing I only catch tiny things, My dad gets the biggies. And we always put them back in the water. Although I don't like eating fish anyway, hate it, and I prefer to see fish alive  :)
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Re: Fishing
« Reply #49 on: July 28, 2010, 12:20:40 PM »
I fucking love eating fish but don't see why I should bother catching them when there are boats that are so much more efficient at it than me.
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Re: Fishing
« Reply #50 on: July 28, 2010, 03:39:54 PM »
for fun
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Re: Fishing
« Reply #51 on: July 28, 2010, 03:50:46 PM »
Lol, it's going to be awesome seeing people baww like babies when fish stocks in the ocean run out entirely :tongue:

Think I read there are more white Rhino's in the world than blue fin Tuna now. Good going humanity :thumbsup:

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Re: Fishing
« Reply #52 on: July 28, 2010, 04:00:29 PM »
Haven't you seen Jurassic Park? We'll just find some amber with a mosquito in it that bit a fish and clone them. It's easily done.
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Re: Fishing
« Reply #53 on: July 28, 2010, 04:03:12 PM »
I fucking love eating fish but don't see why I should bother catching them when there are boats that are so much more efficient at it than me.

I hate every single form of seafood. I refuse to eat it :yuck
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Re: Fishing
« Reply #54 on: July 28, 2010, 04:04:19 PM »
WHAT? Everyone knows God invented the Japanese so the world would have sushi, and that therefore sushi is the food of divine truth. You should be ashamed of yourself!!!
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Re: Fishing
« Reply #55 on: July 28, 2010, 04:11:16 PM »
Ive been fishing a few times but I know little about bait & stuff. I did catch a mackeral once. I do enjoy fishing with the lads when I don't have to drive and we bring drink and get shit faced.
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Re: Fishing
« Reply #56 on: July 28, 2010, 04:17:20 PM »
I hate every single form of seafood. I refuse to eat it :yuck
sames apart from tuna in pasta bake..  thats it
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Re: Fishing
« Reply #57 on: July 28, 2010, 04:25:34 PM »
fishing's for losers, a real man such as i swim out into the atlantic ocean and wrestle sharks. after i beat the sharks i would eat them and harness their strength.
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Re: Fishing
« Reply #58 on: July 28, 2010, 04:29:53 PM »
let me guess it was you that sunk the titantic to?
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Re: Fishing
« Reply #59 on: July 28, 2010, 05:02:04 PM »

i returned them too, but when you fish them you hurt their mouth and then they die in the water anyways

 :O I did not know that!

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