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lord of the rings drinking game (AWESOME)
« on: May 02, 2010, 11:51:04 PM »

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    Ever wanted to drink for 9 hours straight?
    Here's the perfect excuse!

    So, before you start each player has to allocate themselves a Lord of the Rings name, no one can have the same name, which is a lot of fun if you have a lot of players, you have to start pulling in the Haldirs and Eomers. Everyone must be called by their LOTR name for the length of the game, and anyone who does otherwise must take 2 drinks.





    Now for the official rules:
    Everyone must have one drink whenever..
    1. There's a close-up of the ring
    2. Someone draws a sword
    3. Someone speaks in elvish (the language of Mordor counts)
    4. Merry and/or Pippin do/say something stupid
    5. There's a gay look/line/implication between Frodo and Sam
    6. Legolas says something poetic or looks off into the distance
    7. Gandalf says something wise/mysterious
    8. Someone speaks about the Strength of Men or Aragorn's bloodline/future.
    9. Out of respect, when a character of importance passes away - SKULL.
    10. Whenever Legolas does something kick-arse (can be judged by the participants)
    11. Whenever Frodo falls over.
    12. Whenever there is an Elf vs. Dwarf moment.
    13. At the "Share the Load" moment in the last movie, the person with the least alcohol in their drinking vessel
    14. Whenever Smeagol/Gollum says "precious"
must skull that of the person with the most.

    And this is for the diehard fans;
    If you say a line in time with the movies (correctly) you may allocate 3 drinks.
    HOWEVER, if you don't get the line right, say one wrong word etc, you must take 3 drinks.

    The first player to pass out/vomit should be made to walk around a heavily populated area dressed as either a hobbit, an elf or Gandalf.
    The last one standing/conscious/not vomitting is.. THE LORD OF THE RING.
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Re: lord of the rings drinking game (AWESOME)
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2010, 11:55:05 PM »
    Ever wanted to drink for 9 hours straight?
    Here's the perfect excuse

Who needs a fucking excuse to drink for 9 hours straight?  :smirk:
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Re: lord of the rings drinking game (AWESOME)
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2010, 11:57:08 PM »
---Created by Lucy Benjamin (facebook http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=68468946798&ref=ts )
Who needs a fucking excuse to drink for 9 hours straight?  :smirk:
ask Lucy Benjamin. but this sounds fun hehehe
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Re: lord of the rings drinking game (AWESOME)
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2010, 12:48:28 PM »
If I was still a drinker, I would easily win this due to my geektastic knowledge of almost the entire script :lol:
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Re: lord of the rings drinking game (AWESOME)
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2010, 05:37:27 PM »
I would easily die when playing this game.  :lol:

You people can decide if it´s good or not.
All you need is just a little patience.

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Re: lord of the rings drinking game (AWESOME)
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2010, 05:37:02 PM »
Erm... the director's cut is more than 12 hours... this is serious drinking :coffee
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Re: lord of the rings drinking game (AWESOME)
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2010, 05:55:10 PM »
The worst part is you'd have to watch the films  :puke:
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Re: lord of the rings drinking game (AWESOME)
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2010, 05:58:55 PM »
The worst part is you'd have to watch the films  :puke:

Actually, I´ve watched all the extended editions during one day.  :lol:
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Re: lord of the rings drinking game (AWESOME)
« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2010, 06:05:28 PM »
 :'(  :puke:  :'(
I feel your pain.

I once spent most of an afternoon watching a bunch of dvds that featured Annette Schwarz. And one starring Jesse James. Both are beautiful, both are apparently great in bed, Both are absolutely horrid actors, even for adult film actors.
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Re: lord of the rings drinking game (AWESOME)
« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2010, 06:12:28 PM »
:'(  :puke:  :'(
I feel your pain.

I once spent most of an afternoon watching a bunch of dvds that featured Annette Schwarz. And one starring Jesse James. Both are beautiful, both are apparently great in bed, Both are absolutely horrid actors, even for adult film actors.

Two of them goes easily, the third is almost too much, and I still love those movies  :lol:

We didn´t drink alcohol when watching them though, so this went off topic again. But like I said, if I drank that much, I would be dead before the Two Towers ends.  :lol:
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Re: lord of the rings drinking game (AWESOME)
« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2010, 06:12:47 PM »
Erm... the director's cut is more than 12 hours... this is serious drinking :coffee
but only nine hours if you're not watching the extended versions :D. me and few of my friends did this yesterday but we decited ony to watch one movie at a time so we've got Two Towers and Return Of The King left.
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Re: lord of the rings drinking game (AWESOME)
« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2010, 06:18:23 PM »
I just finished downloading the bluray of the first. This will be an excellent way to reacquaint myself with it :nod:
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Re: lord of the rings drinking game (AWESOME)
« Reply #12 on: May 04, 2010, 06:20:50 PM »
Actually, I´ve watched all the extended editions during one day.  :lol:

I did that too. I got ill :lol:
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Re: lord of the rings drinking game (AWESOME)
« Reply #13 on: May 04, 2010, 06:29:00 PM »
I did that too. I got ill :lol:

Getting ill wasn´t too far away really.  :lol:

But it was worth it  :D
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Re: lord of the rings drinking game (AWESOME)
« Reply #14 on: May 04, 2010, 06:47:20 PM »
Actually sounds like a fun plan with only white people.
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