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Re: Pick Up Lines Thread
« Reply #30 on: June 28, 2010, 07:09:09 PM »
 :lol: :thumbsup:
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Quote from: ronws on May 26, 2012, 02:25:00 PM
Johan is not nuts. At least not anymore nuts than the rest of us. He is ruled by his own psychology, which includes jealousy that he cannot sing that high.

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Re: Pick Up Lines Thread
« Reply #31 on: June 28, 2010, 09:45:35 PM »
Spread them or I'll break them.
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Quote from: volcano62 on June 30, 2010, 09:06:57 PM
clean your ears...Nickelback's guitar work is awesome.

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Re: Pick Up Lines Thread
« Reply #32 on: June 28, 2010, 10:22:29 PM »
And? Any luck?
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Re: Pick Up Lines Thread
« Reply #33 on: June 28, 2010, 10:24:50 PM »
He probably got punched in the face. :nod:
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Re: Pick Up Lines Thread
« Reply #34 on: July 01, 2010, 07:34:15 AM »
Give us a tear at ya love  :unibrow:
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Re: Pick Up Lines Thread
« Reply #35 on: July 01, 2010, 11:21:16 AM »
Get in the car bitch (whilst ideally holding a pistol)
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Re: Pick Up Lines Thread
« Reply #36 on: July 01, 2010, 01:20:29 PM »
Not much of a pick up line but meh:

I'd say she'd open her legs for a pack of six eggs.
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Re: Pick Up Lines Thread
« Reply #37 on: July 01, 2010, 07:47:44 PM »
Quote from: Adriana Galore on June 28, 2010, 10:22:29 PM
And? Any luck?

No
Quote from: Trixi on June 28, 2010, 10:24:50 PM
He probably got punched in the face. :nod:

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Quote from: abaraxas on July 01, 2010, 07:34:15 AM
Give us a tear at ya love  :unibrow:

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You almost sound Irish.
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Quote from: volcano62 on June 30, 2010, 09:06:57 PM
clean your ears...Nickelback's guitar work is awesome.

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Re: Pick Up Lines Thread
« Reply #38 on: July 02, 2010, 01:37:24 PM »
How about you take off those titey whiteys?

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Re: Pick Up Lines Thread
« Reply #39 on: July 02, 2010, 05:48:02 PM »
Oh shit its Johnny Bravo! :bow:
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Re: Pick Up Lines Thread
« Reply #40 on: July 02, 2010, 10:59:53 PM »
Quote from: CocoBeware on July 02, 2010, 09:45:34 PM
i am going to rape you

I don't think warning your victims is a good idea. :smirk:
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Re: Pick Up Lines Thread
« Reply #41 on: July 02, 2010, 11:18:36 PM »
Quote from: Guns N´Stradlin on June 28, 2010, 06:09:20 PM


Haha I feel sorry for the enthusiastic lookin' dudes in that pic  :ninja:
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Re: Pick Up Lines Thread
« Reply #42 on: July 06, 2010, 09:10:55 PM »
Are you a pre-school toddler? 'Cause i'm looking forward to putting my dick inside you :unibrow:
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Re: Pick Up Lines Thread
« Reply #43 on: July 08, 2010, 08:32:48 AM »
does this smell like chloroform
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Re: Pick Up Lines Thread
« Reply #44 on: August 16, 2010, 11:17:37 PM »
Get your coat. You've pulled.

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