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Re: Pick Up Lines Thread
« Reply #15 on: April 20, 2010, 03:12:06 AM »
Really? :lol:
that's my favorite one ever, if someone ever came up to me and said that I would have to marry them :lol:
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Re: Pick Up Lines Thread
« Reply #16 on: April 20, 2010, 03:16:30 AM »
Wow pick up lines have NEVER worked for me. I mean never and they never will for anyone. I just can't picture it turning a girl on.
This morning during homeroom I printed out pickup lines for my friend and stuck them on her locker :lol:

"are you wearing astronaut pants cuz your ass is out of this world"

the only one that I don't think has been stated. This was always popular at my ski club, thats how we started our conversations with our guy friends from public school.
Wait...you have school this week.

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Re: Pick Up Lines Thread
« Reply #17 on: April 20, 2010, 03:24:13 AM »
 :'( :'( :'(


We didn't have school two weeks ago. We get out earlier than you! HA!
June 17, baby!!
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Re: Pick Up Lines Thread
« Reply #18 on: April 20, 2010, 03:32:07 AM »
Wow pick up lines have NEVER worked for me. I mean never and they never will for anyone. I just can't picture it turning a girl on.

Ok..for me it is all about confidence and not treating it as a "pick up line" ...it is like a job interview .. if you go into it feeling like you already have the job... and that they are the priveledged ones for having you there the chances for getting the job increases considerably ...


by the way ..there was a time when I was working in Dayton Ohio and pulled up to a girl (who was a 8.5 outta 10) cashing her paycheck and threw the "what are you doin' for the next few hours" line at her and she replied "nothing .. cashing my check and goin back to my place... do you smoke weed?" ... well needless to say I had an awesome afternoon...so pickup lines do work.. (and no I didn't sleep with her that day..we only fooled around)





















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Re: Pick Up Lines Thread
« Reply #19 on: April 20, 2010, 03:50:47 AM »
:'( :'( :'(


We didn't have school two weeks ago. We get out earlier than you! HA!
June 17, baby!!

June 4th :cool:
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Fuck you, whore.

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Re: Pick Up Lines Thread
« Reply #20 on: April 20, 2010, 04:11:11 AM »
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Re: Pick Up Lines Thread
« Reply #21 on: April 20, 2010, 04:40:12 AM »
I know I am gonna sound old as fuck by saying this but ...

enjoy the time you have when your in school... learn everything you can .. becayse if you "go through the motions" and do the bare minimum ...I promise you all will regret it around the age of 27-28
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« Reply #22 on: April 20, 2010, 05:01:21 AM »
I know I am gonna sound old as fuck by saying this but ...

enjoy the time you have when your in school... learn everything you can .. becayse if you "go through the motions" and do the bare minimum ...I promise you all will regret it around the age of 27-28
Good advice  :thumbsup:
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Re: Pick Up Lines Thread
« Reply #23 on: April 20, 2010, 07:40:59 AM »
I shit my pants-can I get into yours???  :unibrow:
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« Reply #24 on: April 20, 2010, 12:59:36 PM »
June 4th :cool:
thats awesome Morgan. I'm jealous to no end, though, we started this year on September 14.

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now who's laughing
Don't Cry :mwa
It's not that bad I guess.
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Re: Pick Up Lines Thread
« Reply #25 on: April 20, 2010, 02:13:02 PM »
I shit my pants-can I get into yours???  :unibrow:

 :lol:
I bet that one works like a charm

thats awesome Morgan. I'm jealous to no end, though, we started this year on September 14.
now who's laughing
Don't Cry :mwa
It's not that bad I guess.


We started on August 25th I think :hmpf

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Fuck you, whore.

Johan is not nuts. At least not anymore nuts than the rest of us. He is ruled by his own psychology, which includes jealousy that he cannot sing that high.

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Re: Pick Up Lines Thread
« Reply #26 on: May 28, 2010, 01:49:43 AM »
my friend told me this one I thought it was quite good "look i may not be the most beautiful person on earth i just look like him"   

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Re: Pick Up Lines Thread
« Reply #27 on: June 18, 2010, 02:32:30 PM »
my friend told me this one I thought it was quite good "look i may not be the most beautiful person on earth i just look like him"   

Does this line really work for your friend? It's good to make fun of yourself but you have to be careful that it doesen't seem arrogant, imo. Personally, I am not a fan of pick-up lines.
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« Reply #28 on: June 27, 2010, 01:17:06 PM »
You know, for a fat bird you don't sweat much.

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« Reply #29 on: June 28, 2010, 06:09:20 PM »
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