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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #420 on: February 24, 2012, 11:39:21 PM »
In my house we are very honest with our children, so when my 8 year old daughter said, "Dad, how much does a prostitute charge to suck willy?"

I replied "About £40"

She then said "And how much is a packet of haribo?"

I said, "About £1"

She said, "Fuck me, Uncle Paul is ripping me right off"
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #421 on: February 24, 2012, 11:48:19 PM »
During one of our lessons I asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
"My Dad runs the fire station. He's the station officer." Said Simon.
"Very good Simon. Anyone else?"
"My Dad runs the local prison," piped up Billy.
"Excellent Billy. Is he the prison governor?" I asked.
"No Sir, he's just the hardest cunt in there."
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #422 on: February 28, 2012, 03:30:52 PM »
My wife asked me to help her stop sucking her thumb.So I drew a cock on it
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #423 on: February 29, 2012, 01:15:51 PM »
How do you kill a retard?
Give them a knife and say: "Who's special?"
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #424 on: March 11, 2012, 04:39:31 PM »
I'll just leave this here, for Johnny.
http://www.reddit.com/r/spacedicks

God have mercy on my soul...
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #425 on: March 12, 2012, 06:30:41 AM »
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #426 on: March 12, 2012, 02:37:13 PM »
Quote from: Max_Power on March 11, 2012, 04:39:31 PM
I'll just leave this here, for Johnny.
http://www.reddit.com/r/spacedicks

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That's one of the sickest things I've ever seen  :bow:!
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #427 on: April 07, 2012, 06:59:09 PM »
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Jesus fuckin' christ.
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #428 on: April 07, 2012, 08:20:27 PM »
Sorry guys, I know this is flamers but that was porn. No penis on the forum! :)
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #429 on: April 08, 2012, 01:44:36 PM »
Quote from: pawnshop-guitars on April 07, 2012, 08:20:27 PM
Sorry guys, I know this is flamers but that was porn. No penis on the forum! :)

 :ninja: Terribly sorry






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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #430 on: April 13, 2012, 06:52:00 PM »
My Jewish mate has been with his Tourette's suffering girlfriend for years now.

I always wondered what kept them together.

Then I saw the swear jar.
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #431 on: April 14, 2012, 11:14:33 PM »


Easter Bunnies can be distatestful indeed :trollol:
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #432 on: April 15, 2012, 12:37:42 AM »
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Women are a lot like packets of bacon.

I'll get them home, try my hardest to get inside them and then end up stabbing them with a fucking knife.
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #433 on: April 19, 2012, 09:45:02 PM »
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #434 on: April 20, 2012, 06:09:20 PM »
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