A 6 year old kid comes home from school and sits down on the couch next 2 his dad,
the dad asks how his first day of school went. The kid replied,
good, but all the kids kept talking about a vagina, and Im not sure what that is.
The dad told the kid the vagina is a beautiful thing before sex it looks like a beautiful rose in bloom,
the kid asked well what does it looks like after sex the dad proceeded to tell him,
well son, have ever seen a bulldog eat mayonaise