I love this thread. Don't know why I had never posted here before. Oh wait, yes I do. I wasn't cripplingly poor before, but now I am and in the mood for some schadenfreude
He had a smile on his face as his girlfriend moved forwards, then backwards...forward
s, then backwards...back and forth...back and forth...in and out, in and out...her heart was pounding faster, her face was getting flushed and she started to grunt and groan. Then she let out one almighty scream: "I can't park this car! You do it!"
Yeah, so very tame. But I'll be back with more