The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste

[jplpool]

Well I dunno, it sprang right to my mind (but mainly die to the fact that I made so many jokes about it when it was in the news)

 

  I'd 'forgotten' all about it.

[The Second Coming]

A teenager in Bridgend was saved from serious injury when he fell 30 feet from a balcony this morning.
A police spokesman said, "Good job he had that rope around his neck or he would have broken his legs."

[The Second Coming]

Rumour has it that many Premier League footballers have attempted to hang themselves in the wake of Gary Speeds death, but have failed for various reasons.

Wayne Rooney couldn't find a rope strong enough.

Fernando Torres attempted to kick the chair away but kept missing.

Peter Crouch couldn't find a high enough ceiling.

Mario Balotelli couldn't manage to put the noose on the right way.

Carlos Tevez refused to step off the bench.

John Terry had to call a press conference and apologise for calling his rope a "brown cunt".

[chezequerz]

Rumour has it that many Premier League footballers have attempted to hang themselves in the wake of Gary Speeds death, but have failed for various reasons.

Wayne Rooney couldn't find a rope strong enough.

Fernando Torres attempted to kick the chair away but kept missing.

Peter Crouch couldn't find a high enough ceiling.

Mario Balotelli couldn't manage to put the noose on the right way.

Carlos Tevez refused to step off the bench.

John Terry had to call a press conference and apologise for calling his rope a "brown cunt".

i just spent close to 10 minutes laughing at that

[The Second Coming]

i just spent close to 10 minutes laughing at that

 




A dress of Amy Winehouse sold for £43,200 today.

That sounds excessive, but you have to remember a lot of needlework went into it.

[Kusksu]

Rumour has it that many Premier League footballers have attempted to hang themselves in the wake of Gary Speeds death, but have failed for various reasons.

Wayne Rooney couldn't find a rope strong enough.

Fernando Torres attempted to kick the chair away but kept missing.

Peter Crouch couldn't find a high enough ceiling.

Mario Balotelli couldn't manage to put the noose on the right way.

Carlos Tevez refused to step off the bench.

John Terry had to call a press conference and apologise for calling his rope a "brown cunt".

 

[rams71]

i had to take my Madeleine McCann advent calender back today

all the windows were open and there was no baby in the manger

[B.I.T.C.H]

How do Afghans survive during crisis in Greece:
Thanks to old ladies with cute doggies and public bakeries.

[The Second Coming]

What bounces and makes kids cry?

My donation cheque to Children in Need.

[pawnshop-guitars]

 
I love this thread. Don't know why I had never posted here before. Oh wait, yes I do. I wasn't cripplingly poor before, but now I am and in the mood for some schadenfreude

He had a smile on his face as his girlfriend moved forwards, then backwards...forward s, then backwards...back and forth...back and forth...in and out, in and out...her heart was pounding faster, her face was getting flushed and she started to grunt and groan. Then she let out one almighty scream: "I can't park this car! You do it!"

Yeah, so very tame. But I'll be back with more

[rams71]

I was on a date with a bird and she invited me back to hers and on the way back we popped into a chemist to get some condoms. I handed over the packet and the guy behind the counter said, " You need a condom eh! Do you think you'll fill it?"

I said, " Hey, mate. Leave it out, I'm average at least."

He said, " Not you. I meant her. Was with it last week she's got a fanny like a bucket."

[rams71]

If women think they aren't meant to cook, then why do they have milk and eggs inside them?

[rams71]

Blow jobs - The only time a woman should open her mouth.

[rams71]

Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

Neither, they both eat out.

[Trixi]

Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

Neither, they both eat out.