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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #315 on: November 24, 2011, 10:56:08 PM »
Hey shit fucks,you know what the fuck i'm talking about fuckers.
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #316 on: November 24, 2011, 11:32:37 PM »
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck her.
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #317 on: November 26, 2011, 09:21:50 PM »
What do you have if you find a blonde skeleton in your closet?
Last years hide and seek winner.
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #318 on: November 26, 2011, 10:40:07 PM »
Fucking when I fuck you in the ass fucking you shit will come out the next fucking day as fucking hard as my fucking dick fuckers was and itsshape too fucking whore beaner!  Fucking eh fux!
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #319 on: November 28, 2011, 12:21:23 AM »
Quote from: adler on November 26, 2011, 10:40:07 PM
When I fuck you in the ass, your shit will come out the next day as hard as my fucking dick and it will be shaped like my dick too. Fucking eh!

Is this what you were trying to say?  :coffee
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #320 on: November 28, 2011, 08:49:21 PM »
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #321 on: November 29, 2011, 03:42:05 AM »
Quote from: B.I.T.C.H on November 28, 2011, 08:49:21 PM


Proof that men should not give birth...
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #322 on: November 29, 2011, 08:29:31 AM »
 :lol: :thumbsup:
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #323 on: November 29, 2011, 12:58:38 PM »
Quote from: B.I.T.C.H on November 22, 2011, 09:39:39 AM
Fuck, this is even more distatestful than Jesus fucking himself.





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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #324 on: November 29, 2011, 03:47:45 PM »
Grab your taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican.
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #325 on: November 29, 2011, 08:08:41 PM »
Apparently Halfords have offered to cover the cost of the headstone for Gary Speeds funeral.
The chance to have RIP SPEED was too good an advertising opportunity to let pass...


According to the coroner, on his death, Gary Speed's head was in a really bad place.....
Yeah, hanging from a ceiling on the outskirts of Wales is never going to be a good place.


What is the difference between Gary Speed and Huddersfield's unbeaten run?....
Huddersfield got to 43


BREAKING NEWS: Gary Speed appointed manager of Bridgend football club.   



I was just playing around with the speed settings on my Christmas lights - when I turned it to the Gary Speed setting the lights hung themselves.


Gary Speed...Proof that it's shit being Welsh unless you are well hung.


What goes "Snap, Crackle and Pop" at breakfast?
Gary Speed's neck.
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #326 on: November 29, 2011, 08:25:14 PM »
 :lol:

I don't get the Bridgend one though.  :hmpf

gary speed has hung himself it all went down hill when he caught his sheep cheating on him.

   
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #327 on: November 29, 2011, 09:34:11 PM »
Quote from: jplpool on November 29, 2011, 08:25:14 PM
I don't get the Bridgend one though.  :hmpf

Bridgend was that place in Walse where all those teenagers committed suicide I believe... Google it

Quote from: chezequerz on November 29, 2011, 08:08:41 PM
I was just playing around with the speed settings on my Christmas lights - when I turned it to the Gary Speed setting the lights hung themselves.

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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #328 on: November 29, 2011, 09:38:01 PM »
Quote from: The Second Coming on November 29, 2011, 09:34:11 PM
Bridgend was that place in Walse where all those teenagers committed suicide I believe... Google it

 :bow: :bow: :bow:

Ahh, of course. That's a very vague reference though.
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #329 on: November 29, 2011, 09:39:37 PM »
Quote from: jplpool on November 29, 2011, 09:38:01 PM
Ahh, of course. That's a very vague reference though.

Well I dunno, it sprang right to my mind (but mainly die to the fact that I made so many jokes about it when it was in the news)

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