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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #270 on: October 18, 2011, 02:29:47 AM »
A little boy and a pedophile are walking in the deep, dark woods. The little boy says
"Mister, I am scared These woods are really creepy."
The pedophile replies, "How do you think I feel I have to walk back all by myself."
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #271 on: October 18, 2011, 02:32:22 AM »
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #272 on: October 18, 2011, 03:15:57 AM »
Man i gotta find that "jesus fucking christ" picture!
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #273 on: October 18, 2011, 04:13:17 AM »
Fucking weak. I fucking fuck know fucking you fucking can fucking do a lot fucking better than tis fuck fling shit fuckwhich witch you fucking posted. Givem the fuckin fuckcavity real fucking shit kid for a fucking a floating fucktards sake fuckin eh fucker.
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #274 on: October 18, 2011, 06:34:50 PM »
My granddad ran the London marathon this year at 81, and said, "Son, if I can do this, you can do anything!"
 
So I put him in an old peoples home and sold all his belongings.
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #275 on: October 18, 2011, 10:20:22 PM »


Favorite pic of all time
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #276 on: October 19, 2011, 10:33:10 AM »
Quote from: Max_Power on June 20, 2011, 09:11:53 PM
I can wank to that
I can wank to anything  :rolleyes:
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #277 on: October 19, 2011, 10:36:02 AM »
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #278 on: October 20, 2011, 07:09:48 AM »
Geez, looking over this thread I cant help but notice that Ronws really didnt get it  :fpalm:
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #279 on: October 21, 2011, 10:30:30 PM »
Quote from: abaraxas on October 20, 2011, 07:09:48 AM
Geez, looking over this thread I cant help but notice that Ronws really didnt get it  :fpalm:

He really didn't  :?:
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #280 on: November 12, 2011, 02:05:17 PM »
What has two wings and a halo?
 
A Chinese telephone.
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #281 on: November 12, 2011, 10:14:18 PM »
You oughta take this trainwreck on the road! :tongue: :puke:Talent like this should totally be wasted on some comedy club dives LMFAO :banana :banana :banana As Beck would say, "soy, un perdedor".....

For the rest of you, look away and move on, it craves the negative attention....
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Some of my favorite lyrics: 
All the world's indeed a stage, and we are merely players
On a good day, I know it ain't everday, we can part the seas
If ya wanna find out what's behind these cold eyes, you'll just have to claw your way through this disguise
History hides the lies of our Civil War

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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #282 on: November 14, 2011, 03:43:55 AM »
Quote from: Crazy Child on November 12, 2011, 10:14:18 PM
You oughta take this trainwreck on the road! :tongue: :puke:Talent like this should totally be wasted on some comedy club dives LMFAO :banana :banana :banana As Beck would say, "soy, un perdedor".....

For the rest of you, look away and move on, it craves the negative attention....

There are some very intelligent people on this forum, each with well-thought out and very insightful views on many diverse musical and political subjects... then there's The Second Coming... he like to drink and make ill informed and ignorant comments on anyone from ethnic minorities, physical deformities or with learning disabilities... But it's perfectly acceptable because I'm so loveable
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #283 on: November 14, 2011, 04:19:39 AM »
Quote from: The Second Coming on November 14, 2011, 03:43:55 AM
There are some very intelligent people on this forum, each with well-thought out and very insightful views on many diverse musical and political subjects... then there's The Second Coming... he like to drink and make ill informed and ignorant comments on anyone from ethnic minorities, physical deformities or with learning disabilities... But it's perfectly acceptable because I'm so loveable

Clearly, this is the case, but the joke is on you, as I am quite intelligent and insightful, but I can also make rude, crude, and socially unacceptable comments with ease. You do seem to be the loveable type, one only a mother or someone as twisted as me could love! LOL  :D :D
For example, I think One in a Million if fucking brilliant and WAAAY ahead of it's time! :thumbsup: I think Axl was right on target with what he said! :rockon: Everything he mentioned in the song has only WORSENED since then! :bow: Some people are fucking pains, we have diseases back in the US which were ERADICATED,  some cops DO target people, and I am SICK of many ILLEGALS sucking off welfare and SS, driving around in a Mercedes with 10 pounds of gold jewelry, then can't even BOTHER to learn the language. :'( :puke: :puke: :puke: I work in an inner city and see it every day. As far as gays, I say live and let live, but I can see where he got his point of view. I know of several people who were propositioned and/or accosted by members of the same sex. :no :no :no
Anyone who has a brain will hear him put down radicals and racists in the 3rd verse. Also notice I used the word SOME, so all you PC'ers out there, chill out!  :'( :'( :'( :nap: :nap: :nap: I am not making sweeping generalizations.  :no
There is good and bad in ALL people!!  :thumbsup:
I think that was Axl's point! :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:
 End of fucking list!  :nap: :nap: :nap:

P.S. You should spell it Second Cuming! :giggle: :laugh2: :giggle:
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Some of my favorite lyrics: 
All the world's indeed a stage, and we are merely players
On a good day, I know it ain't everday, we can part the seas
If ya wanna find out what's behind these cold eyes, you'll just have to claw your way through this disguise
History hides the lies of our Civil War

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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #284 on: November 14, 2011, 09:44:28 AM »
Whats the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of marbles? 

You cant unload a truckfull of marbles with a pitchfork.



Whats sicker than a truckload of dead babies?

The live one at the bottom eating its way out.
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