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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #255 on: June 23, 2011, 01:42:52 AM »
"Knock knock"
 
"Who's there?"
 
"It's me Mummy... It's Maddie!"
 
"But... But it can't be... We buried you..."
 
"Yeah, I'm just fucking about. It's Gerry, I forgot my key."
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #256 on: June 24, 2011, 02:41:28 PM »
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #257 on: July 19, 2011, 04:10:44 AM »
Bloke is having sex with a prostitute when he starts suckling on her chest. Much to his surprise he gets a warm mouthful.
He looks up at her and says "Gee, I would have thought you were too old to give milk!"
She says "I am, but I'm not too old to have cancer."
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #258 on: July 19, 2011, 08:53:43 AM »
What would the Flintstones be called if they were black?

Niggers.
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #259 on: July 19, 2011, 10:32:03 AM »
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #260 on: July 19, 2011, 03:04:06 PM »
whats 14 inches, stiff, has a purple head and makes women scream all night?

Cot death.
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #261 on: July 19, 2011, 08:08:56 PM »
What's red and blue and doesn't like sex very much?

A rape victim.
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #262 on: July 19, 2011, 08:15:42 PM »
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #263 on: July 19, 2011, 08:23:48 PM »
The brain looks a bit like Cobein's but is not on a wall.
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #264 on: July 20, 2011, 04:15:40 AM »
Quote from: jplpool on July 19, 2011, 08:15:42 PM
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So that's what a brain looks like?
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #265 on: July 20, 2011, 04:18:17 AM »
Quote from: jplpool on July 19, 2011, 08:15:42 PM
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WTF WHY!?@@!?@?!?!@?!@?!@?!@?#?!@?!?!??!
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #266 on: July 27, 2011, 06:59:23 PM »
Quote from: Max_Power on July 20, 2011, 04:18:17 AM
WTF WHY!?@@!?@?!?!@?!@?!@?!@?#?!@?!?!??!

What?
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #267 on: August 12, 2011, 02:42:46 AM »
That was hot, nice one jplpool
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #268 on: August 13, 2011, 11:01:08 AM »
I'm more disturbed by the fact that I'm not disturbed by that pic.
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #269 on: October 17, 2011, 10:39:00 PM »
I knocked at my neighbour's door today.
 
"Your son has just run out in front of my car," I snapped. "I nearly killed him."
 
"I'm so sorry," she gasped. "He won't be doing it again."
 
"I know he won't," I replied. "The paramedic said that he was probably paralysed."
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