A young man joined the army and was stationed in a very conservative area where there was no "stimulation", not even racy magazines to help him to get relief. Being a young fellow after a while he started to get really antsy and couldn't even do his kitchen duties correctly. Finally his commanding officer pulled him aside and said, son if you really need relief that bad go the northeast corner of the base, there will be a little hut with a hole in it, go there at night and stick your member in and you will get relief. Thinking it was a joke he ignored it for a few days. Finally curiosity got the best of him and one night he went to the hut, stuck his member and and was pleased to find a pair of lips to service him. He happily went to the hut every night for two weeks until one night he stuck his member in and nothing happened. He zipped up and ran to find his commanding officer, finding him he explained that there is nobody in there and asked if there was a problem. The commanding officer got a really embarrassed look on his face and replied, sorry son, I forgot to mention it's your turn to sit in the hut.
