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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #210 on: August 18, 2010, 08:26:43 AM »
Indeed
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #211 on: August 19, 2010, 12:46:20 AM »
I'm probably repeating this but, oh well. Why are people afraid to tell deaf jokes? It's not like the offended party can hear them.
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #212 on: August 19, 2010, 08:34:10 AM »
I do this one where Im like "How do you ask a deaf bitch what she wants for lunch?"

and then Im like "SUCK MY DICK WHOORE!!!"
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #213 on: August 19, 2010, 09:12:49 AM »
Note for the wise: Sharks have teeth...Metal condoms are recommended
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #214 on: August 24, 2010, 03:25:09 PM »
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #215 on: August 25, 2010, 02:19:28 PM »
 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:

Thats fucking legendary!!
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #216 on: August 28, 2010, 02:34:13 PM »
"All those not of the nation of Islam are infidels" - the Koran

"All infidels must die..." - the Koran.
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #217 on: October 13, 2010, 02:05:26 AM »
I don't know if I posted this one before.

I put it in. She said, "That's the wrong hole."

I said, "Not from here, it ain't."
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #218 on: October 25, 2010, 07:21:53 PM »
 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Could only get to page 4 on this work break but will definitely be back to this thread soon.

Very funny shit on here!

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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #219 on: December 20, 2010, 01:55:15 AM »
Christians: The worlds first Zombie nerds.
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #220 on: December 20, 2010, 02:22:21 AM »
If two gay guys are licking each other's butthole and one farts, is that gross or do they just keep going?
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #221 on: December 20, 2010, 02:23:43 AM »
Also, as a variation to the phrase, "kiss my ass," I came up with a more vivid mental image.

Lick the gooey cheese from the hot, steaming crack of my hairy, sweaty anus and chew upon my red, puffy hemorrhoids.
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #222 on: December 20, 2010, 02:30:06 AM »
It is vivid indeed :lol:
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #223 on: December 20, 2010, 08:39:31 AM »
Gay Scientists have discovered the Christian Gene!!!
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #224 on: December 21, 2010, 10:33:34 AM »
Fuck the second coming. I'll fuck that faggot until he loves me. Long haired faggot.  :lol:
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