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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #135 on: June 09, 2010, 12:32:41 AM »
I stay looking young because I eat the unborn. It's all that fresh protoplasm. It does a body good.
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« Reply #136 on: July 02, 2010, 05:12:13 PM »
What did one monkey say to whole load of other monkeys?

I have a dream...
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #137 on: July 04, 2010, 12:16:22 AM »
What's white on top and black on bottom?


Society
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #138 on: July 04, 2010, 04:15:11 AM »
Quote from: Bluelion on July 04, 2010, 12:16:22 AM
What's white on top and black on bottom?


Society

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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #139 on: July 04, 2010, 10:42:43 PM »
What have Princess Diana and Asamoah Gyan got in common?

When they hit the post, it broke the hearts of 100 million Africans.
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #140 on: July 05, 2010, 02:58:50 AM »
lol
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #141 on: July 05, 2010, 12:00:09 PM »
Kids know far too much these days , This morning whilst in the doctors waiting room, I saw a little girl playing with her Barbie & Ken dolls immitating the doggy position, I bent down & told her, "You'll end up with little baby dolls if you keep doing that." she replied, "I don't think so, he's doing her up the arse !"
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #142 on: July 05, 2010, 09:04:28 PM »
Quote from: The Second Coming on June 07, 2010, 08:01:04 PM
In case you wondered, Fathers Day is to thank Dad for nailing your mother.

Mothers Day is to thank Mum for not swallowing you.

dear god yes  :lol:

Quote from: Trixi on July 04, 2010, 10:42:43 PM
What have Princess Diana and Asamoah Gyan got in common?

When they hit the post, it broke the hearts of 100 million Africans.


 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #143 on: July 05, 2010, 10:09:38 PM »
A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend "You won't believe what happened. I was taking a short cut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to it. I untied her, and then we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything.

His friend replies, "That's great: did you get a blow job?"


Oh, no: I never found her head.
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #144 on: July 08, 2010, 03:54:11 PM »
what do
whinne "THE" pooh
and
jack "THE" ripper
have in common?












they both killed whores
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #145 on: July 08, 2010, 04:30:34 PM »
My wife gives the best blowjobs ever.


According to this toilet door...
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #146 on: July 25, 2010, 09:44:23 PM »
I picked this tart up and said "Right, back to your place for a fuck."

She said "No, I'm on my period, but you can come in for a drink if you like."

I said "What do you think I am, a fucking vampire?"
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #147 on: July 25, 2010, 09:49:03 PM »
 :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #148 on: July 25, 2010, 09:49:33 PM »
Quote from: johnson on July 08, 2010, 04:30:34 PM
My wife gives the best blowjobs ever.


According to this toilet door...


Oh jesus  :lol: :lol: :bow:
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #149 on: July 25, 2010, 09:55:11 PM »
I was standing in a queue behind a fat woman with a huge ass when her phone started bleeping.. A little boy behind her said "fuck me she's reversing!!"
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