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An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face."What are you so happy about?" asks the barman."Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railroad. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the rails, like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place.Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!""Fantastic!," exclaimed the barman. "You lucky bastard! Was she pretty?""Dunno... never found the head!"
This new "in private" browsing mode in Internet Explorer is rubbish. Everyone in the internet cafe can still see me wanking.
Just because that little girl started to cry and her Dad tried to attack me and the owner asked me to leave, doesn't mean I stopping mid way.
Thats resiliance for you
Tell me about it, I mean come on... My erection is not French, it's not going to just retreat.
A hillbilly is teaching his son how to masturbate."Wow this is great pa!" the kid exclaims.The dad replies "If you think this is good boy, wait until youre thirteen and I let you use your own cock!"
In case you wondered, Fathers Day is to thank Dad for nailing your mother.Mothers Day is to thank Mum for not swallowing you.
Johan is not nuts. At least not anymore nuts than the rest of us. He is ruled by his own psychology, which includes jealousy that he cannot sing that high.
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