The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste

[The Second Coming]

An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.

"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.

"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railroad. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the rails, like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place.

Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"

"Fantastic!," exclaimed the barman. "You lucky bastard! Was she pretty?"

"Dunno... never found the head!"

A Jew walks into a bar, "Why the long noes?" askes the barman.

[The Second Coming]

This new "in private" browsing mode in Internet Explorer is rubbish. Everyone in the internet cafe can still see me wanking.

[ronws]

This new "in private" browsing mode in Internet Explorer is rubbish. Everyone in the internet cafe can still see me wanking.

Actually, that's what I like about you. Your endurance and proliferance.

[The Second Coming]

Just because that little girl started to cry and her Dad tried to attack me and the owner asked me to leave, doesn't mean I stopping mid way.

[Kusksu]

Just because that little girl started to cry and her Dad tried to attack me and the owner asked me to leave, doesn't mean I stopping mid way.

Thats resiliance for you

[The Second Coming]

Thats resiliance for you

Tell me about it, I mean come on... My erection is not French, it's not going to just retreat.

[Kusksu]

Tell me about it, I mean come on... My erection is not French, it's not going to just retreat.

[ronws]

You know how a real man knows when a woman has an orgasm?

Who cares?

(there actually used to be a book of "real man" jokes and this was one of them. It started off with "Real men don't eat quiche'.")

[abaraxas]

A hillbilly is teaching his son how to masturbate.

"Wow this is great pa!" the kid exclaims.

The dad replies "If you think this is good boy, wait until youre thirteen and I let you use your own cock!"

 

[The Second Coming]

I was sitting with my black friend recently when he decided to roll up a spliff and begin casually smoking. Sinking into his chair he sighed, "That's some good kettle, man."

Frowning, I thought to myself, "This is definitely a case of a black calling the pot 'kettle.'" 

[The Second Coming]

I accepted this bloke's offer to get in his car and see his puppies. I ended up being kidnapped and raped repeatedly.

Schoolboy error.

[ronws]

Many is the time I have had some gas. And I would find some co-workers in a small room with not much ventilation. I would release the gas and moments later, they would pour out of the room, gasping for their lives. Yeah, that's how I roll ...

[The Second Coming]

In case you wondered, Fathers Day is to thank Dad for nailing your mother.

Mothers Day is to thank Mum for not swallowing you.

[Euterpe]

A hillbilly is teaching his son how to masturbate.

"Wow this is great pa!" the kid exclaims.

The dad replies "If you think this is good boy, wait until youre thirteen and I let you use your own cock!"

 

 

In case you wondered, Fathers Day is to thank Dad for nailing your mother.

Mothers Day is to thank Mum for not swallowing you.

 

[Dont Cry Axl]

In case you wondered, Fathers Day is to thank Dad for nailing your mother.

Mothers Day is to thank Mum for not swallowing you.

I want to tell all the young kids this :')