The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste

[The Second Coming]

I'm never gonna be able to pull off these skinny jeans... Honestly they're tighter than Miley Cyrus was before her Dad got to her.

[Chaser™]

Well the TV show Hero's got canceled. Maybe Hayden Pannettiere can finally meet her true film potential. Double anal while taking one the vag. When does Max Hardcore get out of prison again?

[The Second Coming]

My wife is forever saying I don't pay her any attention. So yesterday I was expecting brownie points when I said, "Have you had your hair done dear? You look different."
She went ballistic. I won't forget she's having chemotherapy again in a hurry.

[Chaser™]

Well I got a job in the morgue a few weeks ago. I love it, its good pay and I know I'm helping out families. But I do feel bad for them  so I make sure to give the departed special care. By Special I mean penis and by care I mean in them.

[Max_Power]

what's 16 inches long and makes women scream at night?

An aborted fetus

[Max_Power]

I knocked up my girlfriend last year, we were both scared of the prospects of dropping out of school to care for this baby. But in the end, we understood the miracle of life and we were both very happy to be parents. Then she got a miscarriage.

[ronws]

Someone once asked comedian and comic actor W. C. Fields if he liked children.

He said, "Yes. Par-boiled, fried, grilled, however you're going to cook them."

[ronws]

Another time, someone asked W. C. Fields what he thought about clubs for women.

He said, "Sure, when all other forms of persuasion fail."

[ronws]

This actually happened yesterday, at work. I was working with a helper named Darrel. We were installing pipe for a new water heater. I cut a hole in the ceiling that would have pipe coming down. I just about poked a plumber in the ass who was up there, unknown to me. He hollered out. I said, "Oops. Sorry." Darrell was going in the attic to install the pipe. So, I hollered to the plumber, "Hey! My name is Darrell and I will be up there to apologize."

"Damn it, Ron!" said Darrell.

It also helps to know that I am a tall white guy and Darrell is a Chickasaw Indian. He has long, black hair and I have short blonde hair and I'm as old as his father is.

Sometimes, I just can't pass up the chance to be an ass.

[Max_Power]

that's not distasteful nor funny

[chezequerz]

I love anal sex. It's great on three levels:
1. It's warmer
2. It's tighter
3. It's more degrading to the woman

anal creampie:-

It turns the milk chocolately.

[Max_Power]

what color does a baby turn in the microwave?

i dont know, i was too busy masturbating.

[Max_Power]

whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

walking.

[Chaser™]

 

I got got my girlfriend pregnant a while back but being teenagers we knew we wouldn't be good parents. We talked about her having it and then giving it for adoption, or giving it to my mother but in the end we decided we couldn't handle that. We finally decided on abortion but we couldn't afford one, so I just ate her out. Problem solved and I got a free meal.

[The Second Coming]

whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

walking.

Aw Max, I actaully nearly choaked there.


My girlfriend is a dirty little minx.
When I cum in her mouth, she likes to gargle with it then let it dribble out of her mouth.

She may be retarded and unable to speak or move, but I'm sure she is enjoying herself.