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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #15 on: February 17, 2010, 10:56:08 PM »
At an art exhibition two women were staring at a painting entitled, "Home for Lunch".

The painting was of three very naked, and very black men, sitting on a park bench. What was unusual was that the men on both ends of the bench had black penises, but the man in the middle had a very pink penis. The two women were standing there, staring at the picture, scratching their heads and trying to figure this out. The artist walked by and noticed the women's confusion. "Can I help you with this painting?" he asked.

"Well, yes" said the one woman. "We were curious about the picture of the black men on the bench. Why does the man in the middle have a pink penis?"

"Oh," said the artist. "I'm afraid you've misunderstood the painting. The three men are not African-Americans, they're coal miners, and the fellow in the middle went "Home for Lunch."
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #16 on: February 17, 2010, 11:39:26 PM »
I've been following advice to live each day like it's my last.

Today I went to a hospice and shat myself.
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #17 on: February 18, 2010, 02:47:38 PM »
"Lose 8lbs over night by obeying this one simple rule ! !"





























Have an abortion
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #18 on: February 19, 2010, 09:14:32 AM »
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
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« Reply #19 on: February 19, 2010, 12:55:29 PM »
Did you hear about the poofter that got fired from the sperm bank?

He got caught drinking on the job  :nod:
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #20 on: February 20, 2010, 06:22:26 PM »
Did you hear about the poofter that got fired from the sperm bank?

He got caught drinking on the job  :nod:

:lol: Genius.



I was having a vindaloo in an Indian restaurant, when my stomach started to feel funny.

I dashed to the toilet as quickly as I could. What came out was truly disgusting. It was dark brown and smelled like rotting meat, I nearly threw up.

Luckily, he'd just finished cleaning the toilet so I could go for a shit.
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #21 on: February 20, 2010, 10:03:21 PM »
 :lol:
Mathematical.

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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #22 on: February 24, 2010, 04:38:01 PM »
A charity pantomime to raise awareness for schizophrenic homphobs went into chaos last night when someone shouted "he's behind you!!"
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #23 on: February 28, 2010, 03:20:44 PM »
My wife is forever saying I don't pay her any attention. So yesterday I was expecting brownie points when I said, "Have you had your hair done dear? You look different."
She went ballistic. I won't forget she's having chemotherapy again in a hurry.
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« Reply #24 on: March 03, 2010, 05:14:18 PM »
God dam you people! Don't let my suck thread die >(
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #25 on: March 03, 2010, 05:32:13 PM »
what does a lesbian get every 28 days?....... A free meal  :lol:
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« Reply #26 on: March 03, 2010, 05:35:58 PM »
What does the wife see when she looks in the mirror? 

Oppression.
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #27 on: March 03, 2010, 05:38:28 PM »
What does the wife see when she looks in the mirror? 

Oppression.
What does the husband see when he looks in the mirror?






A damn fool

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #28 on: March 03, 2010, 05:39:58 PM »
What does the husband see when he looks in the mirror?






A damn fool

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #29 on: March 03, 2010, 06:51:02 PM »
:lol: :lol: :lol:
I thought that was one of my funnier moments ...(post wise).... ( and in real life one of my most regretful  :?: )
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