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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #390 on: January 27, 2012, 11:11:38 AM »
Quote from: rams71 on January 27, 2012, 11:05:17 AM
I asked a pretty, young, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile.

The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:






Its worrying watching the African Cup of Nations, the last time this many Niggers worked together half of London was on fire
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #391 on: January 27, 2012, 03:59:13 PM »
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #392 on: January 27, 2012, 05:17:50 PM »
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #393 on: January 30, 2012, 04:58:11 PM »
Best valentines card

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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #394 on: January 31, 2012, 03:34:03 PM »
http://i.imgur.com/b97s6.jpg

fuck this, I can't even look at it without cringing
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #395 on: February 01, 2012, 02:29:13 AM »
Quote from: Max_Power on January 31, 2012, 03:34:03 PM
http://i.imgur.com/b97s6.jpg

fuck this, I can't even look at it without cringing

I'm looking around thinking, what's so crazy, the ugly chick? Then, the Second Coming came into scene!  :thumbsup:
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #396 on: February 01, 2012, 02:35:22 AM »
Quote from: The Second Coming on January 25, 2012, 05:53:07 PM
I may be a racist but there are worse things I could be... like a nigger for example
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #397 on: February 02, 2012, 02:43:39 PM »
What do priests and McDonalds have in common?
They both stick their meat in ten year old buns.
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #398 on: February 02, 2012, 09:30:57 PM »
Quote from: better2112 on February 01, 2012, 02:29:13 AM
I'm looking around thinking, what's so crazy, the ugly chick? Then, the Second Coming came into scene!  :thumbsup:

I unzipped him  :rolleyes:










What do you call the phobia of black people?

Common sense.
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #399 on: February 04, 2012, 09:45:26 PM »
As I blew my daughter a kiss at the school gates, one of the other fathers looked at me in disgust. "Are you fucking your own daughter?" he asked.

"Erm... No..." I said, looking very sheepish. "Is it wrong for a father to blow a kiss to his daughter?"

"No," he replied. "But it's wrong for her to catch that kiss and then rub it on her minge."
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #400 on: February 04, 2012, 09:46:41 PM »
"Mum, all the black kids call each other Nigga, but when I call them it I get in trouble."

"That's because you're a police officer."
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #401 on: February 05, 2012, 05:55:56 PM »
John Terry won't be facing trial for racial abuse until after Euro 2012.

So he's free to lead his country into Poland.

Just like his hero did.
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #402 on: February 05, 2012, 05:56:47 PM »
Three drunks sitting at a bar discussing who was the most drunk drunk the previous day
1st drunk says i was so drunk last night i went home and blew chunks
2nd drunk says Thats nothing! I was so drunk last night i drove home crashed into a tree
kicked my front door down and woke up in the garden
3rd drunk says Thats nothing! I was so drunk last night I stole a police car drove it into my house
threw the TV out of the window and wet the bed
The 1st drunk says I dont think you understood me, Chunks is my dog.
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #403 on: February 06, 2012, 10:32:06 AM »
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #404 on: February 06, 2012, 10:32:43 AM »
Losing my virginity was a lot like learning to ride a bike.

My Dad was behind me all the way.
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