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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #240 on: May 13, 2011, 12:03:59 AM »
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #241 on: May 13, 2011, 12:09:10 PM »
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #243 on: May 13, 2011, 01:22:31 PM »
A young man joined the army and was stationed in a very conservative area where there was no "stimulation", not even racy magazines to help him to get relief. Being a young fellow after a while he started to get really antsy and couldn't even do his kitchen duties correctly. Finally his commanding officer pulled him aside and said, son if you really need relief that bad go the northeast corner of the base, there will be a little hut with a hole in it, go there at night and  stick your member in and you will get relief. Thinking it was a joke he ignored it for a few days. Finally curiosity got the best of him and one night he went to the hut, stuck his member and and was pleased to find a pair of lips to service him. He happily went to the hut every night for two weeks until one night he stuck his member in and nothing happened. He zipped up and ran to find his commanding officer, finding him he explained that there is nobody in there and asked if there was a problem. The commanding officer got a really embarrassed look on his face and replied, sorry son, I forgot to mention it's your turn to sit in the hut.
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #244 on: May 13, 2011, 04:49:26 PM »
Doctor: "It's bad news, you have cancer and Alzheimer's."
 
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« Reply #245 on: May 13, 2011, 05:15:22 PM »
Sebastian Bach claims that he doesn't want to play old Skid Row songs anymore and insists that he will become a star again due to the strength of his new solo album; Rest of 1980s singers laugh at him.
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« Reply #246 on: May 13, 2011, 05:17:42 PM »
Sebastian Bach says "Fuck Skid Row" and insists that he wouldn't rejoin the band no matter how much he was offered to. He failed to mention that he has spent the last ten years trying to beg and whine his way back into the band only for Rachel, Snake and Scotti to laugh him off.
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #249 on: May 20, 2011, 02:39:54 PM »
I've painted all of the taps in my bathroom black...
 
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« Reply #251 on: June 20, 2011, 09:11:53 PM »
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #253 on: June 20, 2011, 11:16:07 PM »
What color does a baby turn in the microwave?

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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #254 on: June 21, 2011, 09:21:48 AM »
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